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@shieldflunkey
"I just watched someone come out of the bathroom with a whole McDonald's bag."
“I’m sorry, was I not supposed to bring my lunch in there?”
“I mean, we generally eat lunch...in the lunch room.”
“I’m what you call a free spirit.”
"I just watched someone come out of the bathroom with a whole McDonald's bag."
“I’m sorry, was I not supposed to bring my lunch in there?”
“The calendar is still on April of last year.” - Nate
“Yeah, we really need to change that...”
shieldflunkey
“Is your girlfriend the one always attacking the vending machines?”
“Attack is a strong word. But yes.”
“There’s a darkness in that one.”
“What? Nah. She’s a ball of sunshine.”
“I don’t know. She could star in a Snickers commercial about how you’re not you when you’re hungry and that’s after she’s had a Snickers.”
“Okay, yes. She can get hangry sometimes. But most of the time she’s a ball of sunshine.”
“If you say so...”
“The calendar is still on April of last year.” - Nate
“Yeah, we really need to change that...”
shieldflunkey
“Is your girlfriend the one always attacking the vending machines?”
“Attack is a strong word. But yes.”
“There’s a darkness in that one.”
“What? Nah. She’s a ball of sunshine.”
“I don’t know. She could star in a Snickers commercial about how you’re not you when you’re hungry and that’s after she’s had a Snickers.”
“The calendar is still on April of last year.” - Nate
“Yeah, we really need to change that...”
shieldflunkey
“Is your girlfriend the one always attacking the vending machines?”
“Attack is a strong word. But yes.”
“There’s a darkness in that one.”
“The calendar is still on April of last year.” - Nate
“Yeah, we really need to change that...”
“It would be a shame to get rid of a whole calendar. We could probably reuse it in 17 years.”
“See, that’s the positive lookout we need here in SCUDS. Way to go, dude.”
“I can never tell when you’re teasing me or are proud of me.”
“Always proud, buddy. The only person I tease is my girlfriend. And Drew, but he doesn’t count.”
“Is your girlfriend the one always attacking the vending machines?”
“The calendar is still on April of last year.” - Nate
“Yeah, we really need to change that...”
“It would be a shame to get rid of a whole calendar. We could probably reuse it in 17 years.”
“See, that’s the positive lookout we need here in SCUDS. Way to go, dude.”
“I can never tell when you’re teasing me or are proud of me.”
“The calendar is still on April of last year.” - Nate
“Yeah, we really need to change that...”
“It would be a shame to get rid of a whole calendar. We could probably reuse it in 17 years.”
shieldflunkey:
“Just come to me if you need paper, ok?”
“Well, as someone who fears for his life on a regular basis, you got it!”
shieldflunkey:
“………………………………………………………………… that’s a little extreme don’t you think?”
“Nope. That is exactly how serious I am.”
shieldflunkey:
“…….. what happens if I let it happen again?”
“Well… I hadn’t come up with an ultimatum but…”
“Why not. If it happens again I’ll frame you for murder.” He was clearly joking, but he delivered it in a very dry manner that could lead to… misunderstandings.
“........................................................................... that’s a little extreme don’t you think?”
shieldflunkey:
“This is very nice of you Sterling. I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this.”
“Just, for the love of Paperwork, never let that happen again. I will give you paper. It’s fine.”
“........ what happens if I let it happen again?”
McGavin,
Please accept this gift of paper. May you never have to print your resume on the same page as your grandmother’s chili recipe again.
- The Paper Man
“This is very nice of you Sterling. I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this.”
“God, I need a vacation.”
“I know a little bit of Spanish if you need a translator.”
“What’s your idea of a little bit of Spanish?”
“Yeah, that’s not going to work. At all.”
“It’s helped me get those day labor jobs.”
“Well unless you’re planning on being my personal cabana boy, I’m going to need a lot more effort.”
“Do you need a cabana boy? I’d have to find out what a cabana is first, but I can give it a shot.”
Did you make copies of that chili recipe on the back of the resume?
“Technically, I had to since it was on his resume. But now it’s SHIELD property. Which I feel kinda weird about, I’m not gonna lie.”
“Wait... what is SHIELD property?”
“NOTHING! NOTHING IS SHIELD PROPERTY! YOU CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT!”
“Well, that’s mighty nice of you Ted. But I don’t need anything ‘cept the job you so kindly hired me for.”
“That’s good. You’re a good guy. And you are definitely going to do fine here. Far, far away from where we store personnel files.”
“Why would I go where we store personnel files?”
“You wouldn’t. This was...a test. And you passed! Congratulations!”
Did you make copies of that chili recipe on the back of the resume?
“Technically, I had to since it was on his resume. But now it’s SHIELD property. Which I feel kinda weird about, I’m not gonna lie.”
“Wait... what is SHIELD property?”
“NOTHING! NOTHING IS SHIELD PROPERTY! YOU CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT!”
“Well, that’s mighty nice of you Ted. But I don’t need anything ‘cept the job you so kindly hired me for.”
“That’s good. You’re a good guy. And you are definitely going to do fine here. Far, far away from where we store personnel files.”
“Why would I go where we store personnel files?”
Did you make copies of that chili recipe on the back of the resume?
“Technically, I had to since it was on his resume. But now it’s SHIELD property. Which I feel kinda weird about, I’m not gonna lie.”
“Wait... what is SHIELD property?”
“NOTHING! NOTHING IS SHIELD PROPERTY! YOU CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT!”
“Well, that’s mighty nice of you Ted. But I don’t need anything ‘cept the job you so kindly hired me for.”
