Easily amused.

I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[nprfreshair]

Howdy.

Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland

Photo via redscharlach

[end0skeletal]

When you can see their faces they are very cute!

via Zoo Tierpark Berlin

[ithelpstodream]

the kids are alright.

[smartassjen]

This is kinda perfect.

[glowingangel]

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

[realityrainfall]

Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”

[interior-design-home]

Magical

[infected]

The Trevi Fountain, Rome, Italy, photo by Кошевая Людмила

[sketchdeath]

i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

[cuntwarehouse]

and with your help, it can become a reality

[sketchdeath]

what hath i wrought

[stevencharleston]

[smeego-deactivated20220715]

[fyoggo]

[njoofra]

[shieldmaiden]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[paxamericana]

'Woke up sweating': Some Texans shocked to find their smart thermostats were raised remotely

Some said they didn't know their thermostats were being accessed from afar until it was almost 80 degrees inside their homes.

Without anyone touching it, they said their thermostat was changed while they were sleeping, making their home unbearably hot.

“Was my daughter at the point of overheating?” English said. “She’s 3 months old. They dehydrate very quickly.”

His wife received an alert on her phone soon after that. The family said their thermostat had been changed remotely, raising the temperature of their home during a three-hour “energy saving event.”

The family’s smart thermostat was installed a few years ago as part of a new home security package. Many smart thermostats can be enrolled in a program called “Smart Savers Texas.” It’s operated by a company called EnergyHub.

The agreement states that in exchange for an entry into sweepstakes, electric customers allow them to control their thermostats during periods of high energy demand. EnergyHub’s list of its clients include TXU Energy, CenterPoint and ERCOT.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

For the love of god stop getting smart shit

[pigcatapult]

This can kill pets, btw. chinchillas start having heat stroke at 80 degrees.

[kohakuhoshi]

Texas: instead of fixing our power grid, we will ration your energy instead and make your home 80° or more. Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice we are willing to make.

[lisaminnci]

Now, think of the happiest things. It’s the same as having wings.

DISNEY + RAINBOW COLOURS

[ studio ghibli version ]

[sinfilth-moved]

[animusrox]

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) dir. Bruce Timm & Eric  Radomski

[onenicebugperday]

whats your favorite bee :o) just outta curiosity

BLUE BEE BLUE BEE

Cerulean carpenter bee, Xylocopa caerulea, photos by gancw1

[theangelswans]

[urhajos]

Light and drawing, Nikita Busyak

[stream]

[toastbutteregg]

[thetrashchronicles]

Anne Frank said NO

[thetrashchronicles]

Hathaway

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[spacebugarts]

Oh my god its real

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[shadybacon]

I think my favorite thing about this post is how when you watch the video again it’s incredibly obvious that he’s a manakin, and yet because one fucking dude on twitter claimed to be the person who made the video everyone is citing that tweet like it’s a fucking scholarly source.

[ameriqan]

Oh my god https://youtu.be/aF1qQxPhybE

[verusmihi]

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

You’re healing every time you

get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.

don’t think about people who left.

clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.

smile at yourself and random people.

do something kind and out of the blue to make someone happy.

work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.

calm yourself down when your thoughts race.

remember to drink water.

don’t dwell on things you can’t control.

do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.

tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.