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I'm gonna make a more formal one of these later methinks later on but Uhh rent lowering gunshots and all that, lets get into it.

BYI

I'm go by Shifty, Shift, or Changeling. I'm Agender, Aromantic and Omnisexual, and I have a fondness for monsters and other nonhuman folk.

i use he/they/it pronouns and do not identify as human, im still figuring out exactly in what direction beyond something Maybe canid, but im also feeling spider/tarantula vibes so I guess we'll see?

this where i put my alterhuman/furry and After Dark content so like. very indulgent. if you know my main, no you don't.

lets get on with the dni

DNI/General Info

- Minors, for obvious reasons. Age must be on your blog somewhere or its a block from me dog

- Bigotry in general, this includes TERFs, queerphobes and radfems, too. If your feminism involves telling someone what they should do with their own meat puppet then you're just catholic without the jesus part

-I don't do IRL pics, meetups or nudes, sorry. Asssume if I mention these, theyre strictly hypothetical.

- Im drawing blanks so ill add more later if it comes up but like just in general dont be an ass and youre fine, this is a blog i have specifically to chill out and be silly with it

Kinks i like

Dom/sub stuff, pred/prey, forcewild, primal, petplay, breeding, TF kink, scent kink, hypnotism, bondage, Intox, CNC, Vore, fearplay, dubcon

Kinks i do not like/dont do

Scat, Underage, Vomit, Gore/Guro, Anything that involves pain more intense than spanking or blood.

(Obligatory warning here that there will be content that frequently involves non consent, but prior discussion on CNC and safewords are vital if youre doing like. any of this in real life stay safe yall)

#byi

hemipenal-system

diver swimming through a narrow underwater cave to try to find the fabled lost treasure down here somewhere

the aquatic dragon trembles. they barely fit through her cervix. she's not even the cave it's like a mile away but this has happened to her like 6 times in the last month. she needs to find another place to sleep

#i mean itd be such a waste to let them go once they get down there why not keep them there a while #if another water dragon climbs out later on im sure nobody would mind too much #clearly not the former if they were doing such a dangerous hobby in the first place #now though they have gills and can explore to their draconic hearts' content #unbirthing #tf

wildcatpaws

"Time to go beast mode" I say as I curl up into a ball, wrapped up in blankets, with my plushies and listening to soothing sounds for sleep .

knotalycan

hey so i know you talked to hr but technically my dick is hidden inside my sheathe and since my balls are super furry they can't really classify it as nudity. my asshole? if you can see it that one is on you

xultraviolentlightx

Shouldn’t I be dumping the contents of my balls in your guts right now?

#idk shouldnt you

homunculus-argument

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

animelionessmika

^what artistic growth feels like

monster hunter as a monsterfucker is a terrible thing to be because youll be admiring the monster and then get your shit rocked six ways from sunday because it decided to attack and knock you over. and youre not even mad you just stand there for a second wishing it was That kinda game while your character staggers back up like they didnt just tank a thousand pounds of Reptile Tail to the stomach

#........im not sure how likely it is but are there mods #i would very much like there to be

haaarpb

wolf comic

dravidssideblog

An imp invades your house at night, strips you down, claws your underwear to shreds, and touches you in perverted ways. As they leave, they give you a pair of cartoony imp-themed briefs to replace your destroyed undies.

They come back next week and do it again. And again. Pair by pair, your underwear drawer is replaced by various imp briefs. One covered in simple imp heads. One with "IMP SLUT" written across the butt. One with imps lying in seductive poses. One with pitchforks and flames and "heeheehee!" text.

The imp comes on random days, so you never know what day's pair of undies will be shredded next. Any time you buy more underwear, you wake up to a pile of shreds and a fresh stack of more imp briefs.

Sooner or later, whether by choice or by desperation, you wear the imp briefs. And sooner or later, the imp comes on a day when you're wearing their briefs. They tell you how happy they are to see you wearing them. They grope you through the briefs, rub your crotch and grab your butt, no less perverted despite the clothing they allow you to wear.

Inevitably, the imp's goal is achieved: The only undies you wear are the imp-themed briefs. Every time you get dressed, you put on their briefs, and remember all those nights of dominance. You wear their mark everywhere you go, wrapped around your privates, snug and comfy.

You're theirs now. And they'll be sure to remind you every week.

#....tucks this little number into a new tag for later #imp stuff