[shittyidea]

Work five days a week and spend the other two days trying unsuccessfully to be happy for your entire adult life

[smokeyandthebandit]

🔥Yo Girl Needed Food: The Haul Ft. Traded Joe’s and Academy 🔥

Academy: American Dog Shirt: $4.99 Chevron Tervis Tumbler: $19.99 Nike Sports Bras: $40 X2 $35 X1 Yeti Shirts: $24.99 X2

Trader Joe’s: Literally no idea ~$300

Total before tax: $489.96

I love going to Trader Joe’s!!! They have the best food ever, I stocked up on frozen meals because I am not capable of keeping real food in my apartment because I am a child. At least TJ’s has an excellent selection. 👑

[smokeyandthebandit]

I use the reusable bags from the grocery stores and just fill them with what I want and wait until the exit is relatively empty and just walk out. Confidence is key and make sure you look like you know what you are doing.

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

😢😍😍

[modernnbonnie]

🌺 Flowers 🌺

So you wanna get some bomb ass flowers but don’t want to pay $50 for roses that’ll die in three days. I got you.

Go to a grocery store and look around the florist section. You need to look for two things: which bouquet you want and a cheap one (like $5 or whatever your budget is).

You’ll need to get the price sticker off the cheap one when no ones looking. Long nails will help you get it off in one piece. Once you have it, keep it in your hand. Now go get the expensive one and put the cheap price tag on it. Either cover the original price tag or dispose of it

I would recommend self check out for this bc the SA will just glance over see flowers on your order and see the physical flowers so you’re good.

If you go through regular check out DISPOSE OF THE ORIGINAL PRICE TAG. Act normal and voila! Cheap beautiful flowers for yourself, a lover, whatever

[shiftyfingers]

My "just do it" haul So I needed N!ke stuff, not gonna get into why but it had to be N!ke, and you guys know I ain't paying for those expensive ass clothes made in sweatshops for pennies a day. I’ve never cared much about brand recognition, and apart from some high end makeup its not looking like that’s not gonna change even now that I can get the stuff for free.

All of this is from Koh|s

💸 total: $324.00 💸

[shiftyfingers]

“this is just random stuff I don't know is it even a” Haul Some of this is for me, most of it is for other people and mothers day. Charlotte Russe really thought I was gonna believe that thin tiny sticker is a RFID?? Bed Bath and Beyond Biofreeze cold therapy spray (not pictured) - $16 Yankee candle x2 - $32 scented wax cubes x2 - $6 CVS Malibu - $14 Smirnoff - $14 Jack Daniels - $17 Aveeno travel lotion - $4 pregnancy test (not pictured) - $18 candle - $15 Bath and Body Works bath fizz x4 - $28 candle - $23 Charlotte Russe underwear - $4 keychain - $4 Staples mailing envelopes - $6 pen (not pictured) - $9 pink tray - $10 green notebook - $10 password journal - $6 card - $6 maroon notebook - $12 💸 Total: $254.00 💸

[egglifts]

big makeup hauls r awesome, but PLEASE: don’t steal more than maybe 3 palettes from one store. Places like ûltä that used to be easy r now becoming extremely difficult for newer lifters, and eventually it will be IMPOSSIBLE to lift from there

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

I may be a lifter but i always tip at least 20% every single time. Fuck corps, respect workers instead

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

Damn yall i had a pretty good clothing haul today 💕

[shiftyfingers]

yoo me too I got $300+ of athletic clothing

[shiftyfingers]

Really I went out this day for one thing and didn't even get it- the box was bigger than i was expecting and the Ulta I was at has such small blind spots I just couldn't do it. Better safe than sorry 💕. I just need to find anothet Ulta near me that sells Clinique now... Also my current foundation shade washes me out and I didn't know what my actual shade would be so I got multiples 😂😂 That's the kind of luxury lifting affords you I guess. Ulta Murad rapid pigment lightening serum - $65 Anastasia dipbrow - $18 Becca under eye brightening corrector - $30 NARS blush - $30 NARS concealer x2 - $60 Tarte foundation x2 - $80 Buxom eyeshadow - $12 Walmart Creatine - $14 lashes - $6 💎💎 total: $315.00 💎💎 damn. that's the biggest total I've had on a haul like this. go me 👏

[shiftyfingers]

guys I’m really backed up on hauls- I’ve been lifting but not posting them- and I’m going to post 3-4 within the next hour or so so keep your eye out ;)

[shiftyfingers]

this is my “I love stealing from rich areas” haul 🌼🎠💸💸 My friend who recently got into lifting asked me to go with her to a nice ass mall a city over and we did some damage 😉 My lush is so open it’s literally impossible to find a blind spot, most of the stuff I got could fit in the palm of my hand and even concealing that was guesswork, anyone else have that problem @ Lush? It made me sad, that was the first time I’ve been there and I wanted to load up on bath bombs. UO was actually pretty easy, I didn’t see a magnet detector and the employees didn’t have the belt thing I’ve heard of so maybe next time I’ll be able to get some clothes 😄 And yes the dog toy package is empty, I didn’t want to make her wait until morning and good lighting to enjoy her present 💞💞 🎠Zumiez🎠 shirt $25 shirt $30 shirt $30 🎠Urban Outfitters🎠 rose bath salts $16 infused oil $28 velvet scrunchies x2 $24 portable charger $25 portable charger $15 🎠Lush🎠 honey lip scrub $10 death and decay perfume $50 bath bomb $7 🎠Ulta🎠 travel size batisse $5 Urban Decay foundation $40 Too Faced candlelight glow $30 lash glue $6 frog prince $25 morning sunshine $25 medieval $24 dietary supplements $60 🎠Target🎠 naturogena primer $12 tank top $17 🎠Petsmart🎠 dog toy $11 💸💎 Total: $515.00 💎💸

[coollillifter-deactivated201706]

Fucking beautiful 😍

[shiftyfingers]

thank youu 😙💕

[guccithelifter]

The ‘I Forgot to Post This Haul’ Haul

So my Sephora is small and it was kinda hard to get the palettes but y'all they have an employee stand in the walkway near the perfumes and they can look over all the stands. It was crowded so it was easier to grab and go. The stores this haul includes is Forever 21, Zumiez, Ross, Sally’s, Walmart, VS/PINK, and Sephora.

I save the best for last and I know you guys see that FENTY box. See I didn’t lift these but these were bought with money I got from boosting and guys they are so fuckin sexy.

✨🌚TOTAL🌚✨

Forever 21: Pink Shirt - $12.90 Gold Face Brush - $7.90 Eyebrow Trimming Scissors - $1.90 *NOT PICTURED* Metallic Hair Clips x2 - $???

🏁Zumiez: Grey Thrasher Shirt - $28.95

Ross: Pink Crop Top - $4.99 Burgundy Bralette - $4.99 Black Tie Up Top - $4.99 *NOT PICTURED* Camo Baby Tee - $7.99

Sally’s Beauty Supply: China Glaze Nails x2 - $14 ish Beauty Secrets Nail File x2 - $2.58 Manic Panic Hair Dye - $10.49 OPI Nail Laquer - $9.99 Femme Couture Lip Gloss - $1.99

Walmart: Eylure Grand Glamour Lashes - $7.84 Eylure Fiercely Fabulous Lashes - $7.84 Eylure Luxe Lashes - $7.84 Shea Moisture Body Lotion - $8.97 MODA Prismatic Makeup Brushes - $16.84 Wet n Wild Glitter Eyeshadow - $0.99 Wet n Wild Highlighting Powder - $9.36 Wet n Wild Highlighter Stick - $3.93

💅🏾Vs/PINK: Black Ankle Leggings - $42.95 *They have a hole where the info tag should be* Very Sexy Bra - $44.50 Sheer Gloss - $10.00 Lip Shine Gloss x2- $24.00 Extreme Lip Plumper - $12.00

👀Sephora💄: Huda Beauty Textured Shadows Palette Rose Gold x2 - $130.00 Kat Von D Shade+Light Eye Palette - $48.00 Kat Von D Shade+Light Contour Palette - $46.00 FRESH Sugar Lip Treatment Sunscreen SPF 15 x2 - $48.00 YSL The Shock Volumizing Mascara - $29.00

The Velvet Creeper Pumas were 149.99+tax

🤑🤑TOTAL🤑🤑 = $601.73

[shiftyfingers]

this is my "I love stealing from rich areas" haul 🌼🎠💸💸 My friend who recently got into lifting asked me to go with her to a nice ass mall a city over and we did some damage 😉 My lush is so open it's literally impossible to find a blind spot, most of the stuff I got could fit in the palm of my hand and even concealing that was guesswork, anyone else have that problem @ Lush? It made me sad, that was the first time I've been there and I wanted to load up on bath bombs. UO was actually pretty easy, I didn't see a magnet detector and the employees didn't have the belt thing I've heard of so maybe next time I'll be able to get some clothes 😄 And yes the dog toy package is empty, I didn't want to make her wait until morning and good lighting to enjoy her present 💞💞 🎠Zumiez🎠 shirt $25 shirt $30 shirt $30 🎠Urban Outfitters🎠 rose bath salts $16 infused oil $28 velvet scrunchies x2 $24 portable charger $25 portable charger $15 🎠Lush🎠 honey lip scrub $10 death and decay perfume $50 bath bomb $7 🎠Ulta🎠 travel size batisse $5 Urban Decay foundation $40 Too Faced candlelight glow $30 lash glue $6 frog prince $25 morning sunshine $25 medieval $24 dietary supplements $60 🎠Target🎠 naturogena primer $12 tank top $17 🎠Petsmart🎠 dog toy $11 💸💎 Total: $515.00 💎💸

[shiftyfingers]

smaul haul

💎💎total: $120

I haven’t really been lifting as much lately, I’m still boosting but the beginners excitement is wearing off. I have a long list of stuff that I want, but no inclination to actually go get it. Some if it’s probably depression rearing its head, but either way I’m calming down from the big sprees I’ve done the past few months. Listen to your intuition guys, if you don’t feel up to lifting, don’t do it!! That’s when you’ll fuck up!

Okay famous footwear is easy af, only one camera at mine, pointed at the registers. Also I love that palette 😂, as soon as I saw it I knew I had to have it, and the pigmentation is actually really nice

[heavenlylifter]

oooooomg i freaking luv that palette!! kinda reminds me of my gothic days lmao❤️❤️

[its-legal-i-swear]

IS THAT A SUPERNATURAL PALLET WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!?!?!

[shiftyfingers]

It’s from hot topic!! I saw a photo of it on instagram and left to get it like 20 minute later

[highfashionprincess]

Good Lifting Cover!!

Okay so I was thinking about this earlier and the smartest thing to do is to dress like you work at the mall!! Find a store and dress how they dress.. hell even grab a name tag if you can get one. Now you have a good cover. You are just wasting time before you have to go In or before you break is over. You have a perfect reason not to buy anything, or not to really be looking in the first place.

I just notice that if I see someone who works in the mall I don’t even give them a second glance. I just let them pass their time. Like a say hello, share a little inside ‘oh you have to work today too’ then off they go. That’s it.

Someone try this and let me know what happened!!!

[cheaplifts-blog]

this is a great idea!!!! i still have my lanyard from a retail company i briefly worked at who does not have a dress code. i’ll wear my lanyard out today and see how it goes!!!

[cheaplifts-blog]

i forgot to report back on this bc i had a busy af day. i only went to 2 stores w/ it BUT literally not a single SA tried to cs me. nobody even gave me a second glance. AND ITS A GOOD WAY TO GET INFO FROM TALKATIVE SA’S. only one person spoke to me and all she did was ask me if we had been super busy bc they had been swamped. she said their manager was out of town and they didn’t have a replacement so everything was going to shit. AT THIS STORE ONLY MANAGERS WATCH CAMERAS so i knew i was good. btw, this was a few mins after walking into the store. i hadn’t concealed or even picked up anything yet. she didn’t even look in my direction (nobody did) after that 2 min convo so she definitely wasn’t trying to set me up. retail workers complain to other retail workers!!!!!

moral of the story: i would definitely try this if possible

[shiftyfingers]

👍👍the haul that I forgot about until I saw the picture on my phone👍👍

funny story about this, I stole that shampoo on accident. The Safeway stuff was all swiped while I was there actually grocery shopping, and the shampoo was sitting in the top of the cart next to my purse, and somehow while I was concealing the other stuff the bottle must have slid under my purse and I didn’t see it until I left the store 😂

CVS clean and clear exfoliator - $5 Jack Daniels - $14

ulta Benefit brow highlight - $22 Benefit brow dip - $32 Too Faced primed poreless powder - $30

Safeway fiber supplements - $16 overnight mask - $1 laxatives - $7 moisturizer - $15 shampoo - $3

Wal-Mart purse - $14 chokers - $5

Hot Topic kitten choker - $7

💸💸 Total: $181.00

[lifting-novice-blog]

I fucking love myself

Hudsons bay~ •converse $70 •vans $im not sure 🤔

Urban outfitters~ •pink instax $87 •clear cassette player $59 •cat extra phone battery $29 •lime crime eyeshadow pallet $42 •lime crime velvetines x2 $52

Shoppers drug mart~ •still stay all day foundation $52

Brandy Melville~ •grey t shirt $22 •pink shirt $18

Did anyone else go ham on American apparel before they closed? Because it’s hard af to lift there but I didn’t care man I was sloppy AF but whatever they don’t exist anymore so look who won. lifting 1, retail 0 American apparel~ •pink crop top $35 •black pleated skirt $30

[lifting-novice-blog]

I’m fucking shook, I opened the battery pack and someone stole the USB charging cable touché retail…