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no one gives a fuck, they just want to know what fucks you up.
no one fucking cares, its all bullshit.
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no one cares, they’re just curious
no one gives a fuck, they just want to know what fucks you up.
no one fucking cares, its all bullshit.
push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
This is all really good advice for dealing with long term depression and anxiety. It’s not gonna magically cure you, but I’ve pushed myself to incorporate a few of these things into my day to day routine and it helps
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THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
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ridiculous long list of collected tips.
michael’s -no chase policy -cameras above the doors and registers -blind spots: knitting/embroidering, woodcrafts, paints, plants; avoid other customers -nothing is tagged -dress niceish -best if you go by yourself -go either an hour or two after opening or closing
victoria’s secret -no lp -bras are tagged, panties are not -no chase policy
terrible companies -too faced -lush -the body shop -urban outfitters -american apparel -whole foods -trader joe’s
starbucks -four cameras: over the door, over the safe, over the register & over the manager’s desk in the back. manager’s don’t have access to the camera footage; they can only access it after an ‘incident’ has occurred -no chase policy -watch out for other customers -bagged coffee and mugs make nice presents and are only inventoried once a month. -nothing is tagged -the fridge with juices and salads cannot be seen from the barista side of the counter. baristas not held liable for it -instant coffees are pretty good and there are cute mugs around christmas -don’t be a scumbag and steal from the tip jar jfc
general -double-check for secutiry tags -sensors inside cardboard tags in clothing -just double-check everything -if you’re lifting all day with your car, keep an empty gym bag in your backseat and dump stuff there in between stores -if the barcode is printed on the product and it is not a sticker, it won’t go off! -if you can, detag/conceal/etc in the men’s dressing room -bring your signifcant other and kiss them passionately if an SA is looking at you -grab two of everything you want - steal one and keep the other in the basket -be confident -don’t get cocky -be careful -if it feels wrong, put it back -browse openly -scope out the places beforehand -the umbrella method: close the umbrella most of the way and drop small items in it (pracitce at home!) -dress like a rich snobby white kid: skinny jeans with boots and a north face & infinity scarf
sephora -never just go in, lift and leave -look around and test out shades. have a question about stuff you’re looking at ready. -test everything. look interested in makeup and new to high end stuff -carry a bag from somewhere else that’s deep enough to shut at the top; ex. forever 21 bags -have a smaller purse and have like a hat or a pair of gloves or something (in the winter) that you can shuffle around in the bag so if an SA spots you mid-conceal or comes around a corner, etc, you can grab your gloves/hat/etc and put them on like you’re getting ready to leave the mall -listen to SA’s on their headsets. if you hear “so and so needs a bag”, drop and run -never lift from a jc penney sephora -if you lift from sephora and feel weird after, go to a place young people usually don’t go. then leave super hard. -it helps to be carrying something expensive with you, or wearing it. look expensive. have expensive taste. -if an SA asks you what you’re wearing for makeup now, always say something expensive. “nars sheer glow and a little bareMinerals powder” works for me. fake expensive taste. -don’t wear headphones. -don’t wear a beanie. -wear lipstick in a noticeable shade. wearing a bright bold lip will make it look you know what you’re doing. if you don’t, go in on a day you won’t be lifing and ask for a tutorial on how to do a lip. -wear heels. youll look classier. -take pictures of things. if an SA shows you an item, take a picture; you’ll look genuinely interested. -if you’re about to leave but feel like someone is onto you, stop and play with a foundation. ask for help finding your shade and ask for a sample. the whole process takes a really long time. act sincerely interested. talk about your current foundation (use an expensive one) and say it breaks you out a bit or dries you out. make it sound worse. have a whole conversation. -when leaving, do not look around at other people. do not. go from looking at a product, checking your phone/the time, then leave. this works well. fake a phone call! say “yeah, i’m just in sephora, i’m leaving in two seconds. where did you want to meet? okay! see you soon.” mentioning the store is pretty helpful. -be really nice.
ulta -some ultas use soft RFID tags on their palettes/expensive items -if there are no blind spots, you can make one by facing the opposite way of the camera, or standing behind a partner -wear something fashionable. do your makeup well. break out your brand-name items… look expensive. look like you can buy that whole store if you wanted to. -bring a big bag; one that has structure so that SAs can’t tell if it’s full or not. lots of lifters like the Michael Kors Jet Set or Selma tote. -walk in; if you’re greeted say hello and smile back -grab an ulta shopping bag. place it in the crook of your elbow. leave your purse up by your shoulder until you can get to a blind spot. -test stuff! -put some stuff in your ulta bag! try putting two of the things you want so it’s not as sus. fill it up with items so it won’t be as noticeable on camera. -find your blind spot and move your purse to the crook of your elbow. conceal. don’t linger. -put the stuff you don’t want back! -if you have a bad feeling, ditch and go -perfumes are super tagged don’t even think about it -don’t park anywhere near it so they can’t track your plates after you leave, just in case -best time: weekday evenings and weekend afternoons -go to prestige and take like one minute, then pick out some random item, then get a shopping bag so it looks like you actually want things -have a question ready, ask for a product they don’t have -blind spots: high-end skincare aisle, low-end haircare aisle, clearance? -do your best to look nice and cute! confidence is key -if you’re not getting good vibes, it’s okay to leave!
old navy -nothing is tagged and there are no cameras??? -dressing rooms aren’t monitored
groceries -go to the biggest 24/7 grocery store and scope it out at like 3-4 am -get a small cart with 2 layers and put two big reusable grocery bags there, open. put your groceries in there while you shop. then just walk out -it’s important that you scope it out before actually going. make sure nobody is stationed at the doors at all times. -if you’re nervous and there’s nobody at the door, walk out looking at an old receipt like you’re looking at how much you spent or the taxes or whatever
urban outfitters -find a store that gives out large paper bags with those stringy handles. ask for a couple for a project on ‘branding’ or something. fill up like a quarter of the space to make it look normal. -there are magnet sensors -little items like books, home accessories, and jewelry can be carried in your hands; find a spot where no one can see you and just stuff what you want into your bag. corners are always good
lush -blindspot in the back of the store with the foot scrubs
for specific things -amiibos aren’t tagged -lift more cotton panties because all that polyester shit ain’t good for your lil gnome garden (via liftinglily)
office depot -nothing is tagged -nobody cares -cute stationary
gap -dressing rooms aren’t monitored -only some things are tagged
icing -no tags
claire’s -fake tags/no tags
sally’s beauty supply -no cameras -no-chase policy -between 5 and 8pm is your best shot -an hour or so after they open is the best time to lift something large; another person doesn’t come in until 10:30 or 11:00
lifting bag -large structured bag so that you can’t tell when it’s full or not
hot topic -the corners are good -bracelets are probably tagged
pier 1 -nothing is tagged -cameras are to monitor employee theft -nice candles, jewelry, scarves, stationary and trinkets
barnes & noble -cameras in toys/collectibles, the music/dvds, comics, the gift card/accessories area, and the sitting/reading area -good blond spot: classic lit -books are tagged sporadically -get a cup of coffee!!
–> message me if you have any corrections or anything!
Great tips! Thanks for putting it together!
So glad I just saw this lmao
Just need to add that the tips about Michaels are almost opposite of what it’s like near me. The tips are 100% wrong. I love these lists, but I definitely take them with a grain of salt.
With any tips, lifting or not, you should always check if they work for you. Every store is diff. Don’t get lazy and just take everything someone says 100%. On that note all my stores fit these tips and they are super helpful for me.
Good Lifting Cover!!
Okay so I was thinking about this earlier and the smartest thing to do is to dress like you work at the mall!! Find a store and dress how they dress.. hell even grab a name tag if you can get one. Now you have a good cover. You are just wasting time before you have to go In or before you break is over. You have a perfect reason not to buy anything, or not to really be looking in the first place.
I just notice that if I see someone who works in the mall I don’t even give them a second glance. I just let them pass their time. Like a say hello, share a little inside ‘oh you have to work today too’ then off they go. That’s it.
Someone try this and let me know what happened!!!
this is a great idea!!!! i still have my lanyard from a retail company i briefly worked at who does not have a dress code. i’ll wear my lanyard out today and see how it goes!!!
i forgot to report back on this bc i had a busy af day. i only went to 2 stores w/ it BUT literally not a single SA tried to cs me. nobody even gave me a second glance. AND ITS A GOOD WAY TO GET INFO FROM TALKATIVE SA’S. only one person spoke to me and all she did was ask me if we had been super busy bc they had been swamped. she said their manager was out of town and they didn’t have a replacement so everything was going to shit. AT THIS STORE ONLY MANAGERS WATCH CAMERAS so i knew i was good. btw, this was a few mins after walking into the store. i hadn’t concealed or even picked up anything yet. she didn’t even look in my direction (nobody did) after that 2 min convo so she definitely wasn’t trying to set me up. retail workers complain to other retail workers!!!!!
moral of the story: i would definitely try this if possible
OMG thank you!! I don't have a name tag but I'm going to get one from somewhere. Thanks for trying!!
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This is going to be a security tag names and removal post!!
I’m getting a lot of questions about the different types of tags and how to get them off sooo I’m going to be telling you guys the names of all of these tags from left to right starting with the top row and how to get them off.
1) sensormatic tag: don’t know the exact tag name but ik that’s a sensormatic and that one requires a hook.
2) sensormatic tag: hook
3) sensormatic: magnet
4) sensormatic: hook
5) sensormatic pencil tag: hook
6 & 7) gator: magnet or rubber band/hair tie
8) clam/UFO: magnet
9) some kind of sensormatic: magnet
10) these fucking suck and idk what they’re called but they require a lot of twisting and tugging and maybe a magnet? Not completely sure. You can probably cut the wire but idk if that’ll trigger an alarm. It depends
11-16) pencil tags: magnet
17) clam tag/dome tag: magnet
18-23) clam/dome: magnet
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
**an easy way to remember types of tags and removal is this:
•the more rectangular, thin, vertical ones are pencil tags
•the ones that are flat and rectangular with a small hole on the side and are curved are for hooks
•dome shaped tags and square shaped tags and tags with those bumps on them are for magnets. They’re magnetic and held together with a pin that the magnet pulls off
•those ugly yellow ones that have the little pyramids are gator tags and require bands of some sort and a magnet helps
•most ink tags (not pictured in this post but will say ink tag and be clear and have visible ink in them usually) require magnets but sometimes bands
The first few are weird mutant shapes and not quite pencil or dome but the brand is sensormatic and their tags always require a hook or magnet
I hope this helps at least someone!
Xoxo, Haullsey
This post is dedicated to @thelonelylifter she’s a sweetheart and has some great questions
Love love love ❤️
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❤️HELLO LOVES❤️
This is going to be a security tag names and removal post!!
I’m getting a lot of questions about the different types of tags and how to get them off sooo I’m going to be telling you guys the names of all of these tags from left to right starting with the top row and how to get them off.
1) sensormatic tag: don’t know the exact tag name but ik that’s a sensormatic and that one requires a hook.
2) sensormatic tag: hook
3) sensormatic: magnet
4) sensormatic: hook
5) sensormatic pencil tag: hook
6 & 7) gator: magnet or rubber band/hair tie
8) clam/UFO: magnet
9) some kind of sensormatic: magnet
10) these fucking suck and idk what they’re called but they require a lot of twisting and tugging and maybe a magnet? Not completely sure. You can probably cut the wire but idk if that’ll trigger an alarm. It depends
11-16) pencil tags: magnet
17) clam tag/dome tag: magnet
18-23) clam/dome: magnet
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
**an easy way to remember types of tags and removal is this:
•the more rectangular, thin, vertical ones are pencil tags
•the ones that are flat and rectangular with a small hole on the side and are curved are for hooks
•dome shaped tags and square shaped tags and tags with those bumps on them are for magnets. They’re magnetic and held together with a pin that the magnet pulls off
•those ugly yellow ones that have the little pyramids are gator tags and require bands of some sort and a magnet helps
•most ink tags (not pictured in this post but will say ink tag and be clear and have visible ink in them usually) require magnets but sometimes bands
The first few are weird mutant shapes and not quite pencil or dome but the brand is sensormatic and their tags always require a hook or magnet
I hope this helps at least someone!
Xoxo, Haullsey
This post is dedicated to @thelonelylifter she’s a sweetheart and has some great questions
Love love love ❤️
life saver
Also where has everyone gone? No one is on my dash? So rb this and I’ll follow you guys bc I can’t see shit rn. Keep in mind this is a side blog!!
Great technique to hide clothing and gain space in your bag !
Advice Please!!
Okay Ive decided to invest in a lifting purse. But idfk what kind to get? I'm going to get t second hand so it can be a good brand. Any advice/ good ones that work for you please let me know!!!
Great technique to hide clothing and gain space in your bag !
Good Lifting Cover!!
Okay so I was thinking about this earlier and the smartest thing to do is to dress like you work at the mall!! Find a store and dress how they dress.. hell even grab a name tag if you can get one. Now you have a good cover. You are just wasting time before you have to go In or before you break is over. You have a perfect reason not to buy anything, or not to really be looking in the first place. I just notice that if I see someone who works in the mall I don't even give them a second glance. I just let them pass their time. Like a say hello, share a little inside 'oh you have to work today too' then off they go. That's it. Someone try this and let me know what happened!!!
Reblog if..
You’re still an active account. Almost all of the liftblrs that I enjoyed talking with and looking at are gone.