Titles are irredivant

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

katana nerds were/are? insufferable but the debunking / backlash is almost as bad

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

like why does it matter that a zweihander can smash a katana to smithereens. in the historical context both of these weapons were used in they never would have made contact. a katana was a great tool for what it was used for, which is why it was used for that

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

sword nerds in general are dumb for like fandomizing historical tools of war and removing them from their context. especially when you consider that a saltwater crocodile is the greatest living weapon and could best both a 16th century samurai and a 14th century german knight with its death roll. stop paying attention to pieces of metal and start paying attention to animals, nerds

[yugirimistwalker]

bro what if you gave a zweihander and a katana to a saltwater crocodile though... holy shit. holy shit

[stuffman-main]

[shigonkuro]

You know theres always something that iv believed and I cant prove it.

Every day woman lose a child. Either through sids or accident or miscarriage or otherwise. Since this is prgnancy loss awareness month it got me thinking about the circumstances of this.

What if the real reason these woman lose children isnt through some divine act of fate but an act of nature itself. Energy cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred elsewhere. We have so many humans and animals on the planet right now but yet we have lost millions of species of animals through human evolution and expansion.

Keep with me here. What if we are running out of souls. We have to wait for people or animals to die before we can gather the energy lost by them to provide new life. The very energy that these humans take is immense and a new soul must be created with each one. Maybe the energy gathered by those lost wasnt enough to sustain them. Maybe the one placed on deaths door made a "miraculous" come back due to the child no longer taking that energy.

Iv been a long believer that the longer we extend human life the more we will kill the planet sincd we inevitably feed off of it through the animals and the insects and the plants provided us for sustenance.

Yet we refuse to return the energy we gather in the first place.

Just food for thought i suppose.

[shigonkuro]

Well here goes.

This has been a recurring dream in a way. It has different circimstances but ends the same way right before i wake up and I'm pretty confused about it.

So in the dream a sequence of events happens that as i said are unrelated. Something in my life is comepletely different, there are people there I havent met, someone there i havent met yet etc.

This time it was my first gf from when i was 18 (im 28 now) we had a child and shortly after the child was born she ran out on me and started seeing another guy and i kept telling her to get out of my life and leave me the kid.

Well while doing this I was xriving down a long empty highway. The typical highway you drive with typical scenery. This is where it gets weird. This dream and several others correlate in this way. It always starts with a highway.

While driving down said highway I notice that there is construction in the road and a massive round white object (kinda like a doplar radar but MASSIVE!) and there are always consteuction workers in the road staring at it. Never actually working on it. If i try to talk to them they smile and i dont hear what they say but they just keep staring at the monolith. I got out of my car and walked up the road past them and it was empty until a hill obstructed my view past them a short distance up. So I turned back and got back in my car with the girl and explained it to her. Then we turned around and drove back the other way and I woke up.

I figure if anyone can help me gain some insight into the dream that ends with the monolith its the psychology side of tumblr or the dream side.

[shigonkuro]

My first run as the antichrist.

So ok. Me and the guys are in the game and i made a deal with my dungeon master to allow me "pokeballs" (crystals that allow me to capture creatures in them to fight for me etc. Its basically where I'm getting my dark army as the antichrist) and in one of my pokeballs I had stored away an army of over one million rats.

Onto the adventure now that context is out of the way.

So in the course of the adventure we come across a cave with a stone door thats locked. I start talking to the people behind the door to gain entry and fail my intimidate roll. They laugh in my face.

This does not go over well with the son of Satan. So i take a few steps back and say "i form my rats into a giant ballistae. Heres where the stupidity began. (Mind you i had 10,000 rats summoned out) I walk to my rat ballistae and pull the rat lever. Out shoots my giant rat bolt and it obliterates the door and ths 2 goblins and 2 humans are standing there stunned.

I pull out a dagger and a fork and say "chow time." They book it down into the cave leaving their weapons behind. DM tells me after we enter "you hear someone approaching from.down the hallway mumbling about a rat army".

Me: everybody hide where he cant see you this is gonna be great

Other players at the table: ........

Me: shh shh shh this is gonna be great. I then stand at the front of the hallway with my hands clasped in front of me and tell the DM I wait for him to see me.

DM: He gets ablut ten feet from you and stops drawing his sword.

Me: i wait for him to come charging at me while at the same time willing the 10,000 rats on either side of the entrance where he cant see them and then i wait just outside of it.

DM: .........

Me: dont look at me like that you dont know whats coming

DM: the human comes charging at you sword drawn ready to strike you down

Me: i take one step back. Wait for him to ger just outide the mouth of the hall and slam him between a wall of rats

DM: ........

Other players: losing their shit right now

Me: 😎

[shigonkuro]

Kids man

I got a 2 year old running around and when he shits in his diaper (we're in the middle of potty training) he still wont tell us that he has a poopy butt. Well a bit ago he he had one. While getting changed he pissed in his own face and started crying saying it was hot.

I honestly dont know what to think of this situation right now.

[shigonkuro]

So i have decided whatnyo make my next dnd caracter. He will be a cross between ash ketchum and the antichrist. I already have it planned out. He shall be a human mage with minor illusion and when the other players meet me, I'll cast prestidigitation 3 times to summon flames in my eyes, make the area around me slightly darker and make choral music plays quietly and hauntingly.

Then when the players stare at me for to long "what?" *all effects end and I look normal*

Edit*

I should PROBABLY mention the ash ketchum thing. Im going to go around capturing different monsters in crystals to use them for my dark army. My most devistating horde is my rats. Everyone always thinks "oh its just rats what can rats do?"

WELL LEMME ASK YOU THIS JIMMY!!! HAVE YOU EVER SUMMONED ONE MILLION RATS AT THE SAME TIME ONLY TO WATCH THEM DEVOUR AN ELDER RED DRAGON WHOLE!?!?!??!

[shigonkuro]

This is me testing this thing.

[tredlocity]

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

[tredlocity]

DRAWING

[tredlocity]

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

[skunkes]

[catgirlanarchist]

[isamu-nitta-deactivated20150703]

[metalgirlysolid]

[smarchit]

games ft. various dads

i’m not funny.jpeg

[lady-bee-holmes]

I love how there are two approaches to stealth games, it’s either no bodies for the guards to notice or no guards left to notice the bodies

[shigonkuro]

Story time.

My wife has a disease known as muscular dystrophy. She was diagnosed with it at 11 and has been wheelchaorbound for years. We have been together for about 4 years now and have a 2 year old son together.

One of our favorite things to do is crack jokes at one another.

One day we were having an argument (cant remember about what). She looked at me and screamed

"YOUR SUCH AND ASSHOLE!"

Me: WELL WHY DONT YOU HOP UP AND KICK MY ASS!!!!

Her: I WOULD BUT ID WIND UP FALLING IN IT FROM ALL THE DUDES THAT FUCK YOU!

Then we burst out laughing and our son ran in and headbutted me in the balls.

The end.

[shigonkuro]

First time on the tumblrs.

The hell do i do here