What ever happened to predictability?

swag and under eye bags.

[humoristics]

Otto the bulldog breaks world record

[video]

[queenpiss]

when is it okay to start blogging baby grinch again

[vincentneff-deactivated20150115]

Now

[queenpiss]

[venusjpgg]

why be racist sexist homophobic or transphobic when you could bE QUIET

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

[freeteddybearhugs-blog]

I think about this a lot

[troll-bridge]

There’s a word for this:

[maybeitsallpartofaplan]

[momofoshosho-deactivated2018050]

Big Hero 6 was better than Frozen pass it on

[huffpost]

[crappy-deity-deactivated2019091]

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

[ruinedchildhood]

[archieskevin]

best of: heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

[cancermoonsasuke]

[souljaboyswifey-deactivated2015]

why am I hilarious and also beautiful

[grlcrushed-deactivated20170804]

[bandaidbrain]

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

[sadwhore04]

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

[astralsideburns]

WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.

THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG

[christianoveli]

[gaytable]

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

[shihtzunami]

me: time for bed

me, laying in the dark 10 minutes later: holy shit i want to eat a whole baguette

[africant]

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.