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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Very annoy when this happens

[biomedicool]

A universal cure for cancer would be a truly historic achievement in medicine, and it seems that scientists may have found it… by accident.

[cloverslime]

Visit Original Link

[peppermint-bones]

What the ever living fuck

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[laporcupina]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biomedicool]

Women are more likely to die following a heart attack - why?

Largely due to different types of heart attack causing different symptoms. In women, a more ‘subtle’ heart attack is more common. 

[archiemcphee]

[murolo-moved]

oh? yeah?

[srrybabe]

SHE’S BACK YALL

[mossworm]

Playing video game with a child protagonist as a child: it me

Playing video game with a child protagonist as an adult: I am your legal guardian and if anything happens to you it will hurt my heart in real life

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vladtheunfollower]

[illegalstargender-deactivated20]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Constructive Criticism

[biomedicool]