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i’ll be out for the night in a bit. if you guys wanna hit me up, you can catch me on these things. Let me know how you are, if you add me on skype.
skype: paarthurnax. (keep the period) snapchat: omgitsjessiex instagram: drenchedinsinx
STARTER CALL.
-nonchalantly sticks a magnet to Bender-
♫ SHE’LL BE COMIN’ ‘ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COOOOMES. SHE’LL BE COMIN’ ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COOOOMES. SHE’LL BE COMIN’ ROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE’LL BE COMIN’ ‘ROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE’LL BE COMIN’ ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COOOOOOMES. ♫
❛ why would you need it? good job, abu! ❜
❝ Why? Because I’m Bender and I need everything that ever existed ever. NOW HAND IT OVER! ❞
@streetratted
❝ HEY! I WAS GUNNA STEAL THAT! ❞
STARTER CALL.
’ I barely give a crap, but that’s more crap than anyone else is giving. ‘ he shrugs before focusing on the AMY prospect. ‘ so? we both knew that relationship was purely friends with benefits. you two had to go and make a whole scene about robosexuality and everything. ‘
❝ WE MANAGED TO END PREJUDICE AGAINST ROMANTIC RELATIONS BETWEEN HUMANS AND ROBOTS! ❞ a hand lifted into the air, finger pointing to the sky as he made his point. His demeanor went much more calm soon after, ❝ Our hot, steamy love affair changed people’s lives - did YOURS?! ❞
’ NOT you. the surprise was for zoidberg. it’s his birthday. well, it was. six months ago or something. ‘ a look of inquiry as a scoff passes his lips, hand pushing his hair back in confidence. ‘ obviously me. i mean, i literally lived on her body for a little while. and she left you for kiff immediately after you got together. ‘
❝ ZOIDBERG? Who gives a crap.❞ ❝ Didn’t she end up almost sleeping with someone else WHILE she was attached to you? ❞ a false brow lifted the best way the robot could before he folded his arms across his chest in premature triumph, ❝ I rest my case. ❞
O P E N .
♫ BEEEEENDER IS GREAT. BEEEENDER IS GREAT. BENDER. BENDER. BENDER. BEEENDER IS GREAT! ♫
’ LOOK, the reason i can’t go is cause i’m kinda working on this surprise — ‘ he shrugs it off, a smile complacent on his lips. ‘ that’s the spirit! and hey, have you realized that we both actually have slept with amy before? that’s KINDA weird. but cool. ‘
❝ A surprise? For me? Bender? That’s awful sweet of you, Fry, ❞ Bender’s hand patted his friend’s back once, ❝What is it? A burgling kit? A fifty foot monument to commemorate my greatness? TELL ME, DAMMIT!❞ At the mention of the two of them having slept with Amy, the bending unit spoke with added confidence and OBVIOUSNESS, ❝ And we both know who she liked sleeping with more. ❞
’ BENDER! that was my good listening ear. if you’re going to yell at someone, go yell at amy. ‘ a thumb jerks backwards towards the girl. ( the nearest person, and USUALLY, that was reason enough for bender to go off on anyone. ) ‘ she’s the one … standin’ around and everything. ‘
❝ But you promised we could go for ice cream! ❞ the whine in his voice was paired with the slight twiddling of fingers, ❝ And last time I yelled at Amy I ended up SLEEPING with her, ❞ he paused for a moment then, straightening his composure as his expression showed a realization, ❝ Wait, what am I complaining about? ❞
@deliveryboy
❝ Hey meat-bag, I have this awesome song, ❞ there was a sense of excitement in his tone, ❝ Yeah. Yeah, ❞ he nodded towards his red-haired friend, ❝ It goes like this, ❞ it was then that the bending unit found his face close to the deliver boy’s, ❝ LET’S GO ALREADAAAAYYY! ❞ the song was obnoxious, an obvious hint that Bender was becoming impatient.
❝ BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS. ❞
written by: charlie
