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Got 'em with this throwback.

#this is it folks... this is as good as it gets.

I'm so much closer to achieving my EGOT dream that I've had for all of an hour...

#this is it folks... this is as good as it gets.#also fuck dan levy.

I have never felt so old as I did just now texting my friend and former co-worker, Colin Jost, to tell him that I just so happened to catch his interview on NPR without any prior knowledge that it was happening.

Bout time 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

Say what you want about Chumbawamba, but they really just lured us all in with an infectious, nonsensical party song as the lead single from their album of (almost) the same name, Tubthumper, only for the rest of the album to be about literal anarchist ideology. Revolutionaries.

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#me while watching infinity war.#me doing anything ever.

I'm not talking to anyone - don't look at me... don't think about me... don't thiNk about looking at me.

#i finally watched infinity war...#after two months of being patient and working my way through all of the mcu movies...#including edward norton's incredible hulk...#only for everyone to fucking jeoskcneifnebs

It's always weird when your likeness is used in memes that don't relate directly to you. Am I crying over Infinity War? No. I'm still on Spiderman: Homecoming on my list of rewatching all the MCU movies in chronological order... I had to wait for Black Panther on Netflix, but now we're back in business! Infinity War, I am coming for you.

sketchdeath

yall ever read a fact that just fucks up your whole world? let me tell you about mine. fact: you can very easily slip a lightbulb in your mouth, but it is impossible to remove it without breaking either the lightbulb or your jaw. this has ruined my life. i can not fucking see an old style lightbuble without thinking about how i could shove that baby right in my maw easy as pie. the inclination to do so is fucking insatiable. i feel like rapunzel’s mom and the rampion garden. a quest i know will result in terrible fate but my mind wants to do it so badly just to play out the awful scenario that would undoubtedly unfold before me. this is the true symbol of temptation. a lightbulb.

#body horror

I'd like to say that I have an interesting story as to where I went, but honestly I'm just dumb.

#so dumb that i can't figure out how to make this not post as a title...#did tumblr change things again while i was gone?!?

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SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

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also please post pics of your dogs on this post

shiitakeposts

Petunia in her natural state; grump.

#tunie fish.

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subtle composure @shiitakeposts

#i would first and foremost like to apologize for the amount of my face on the dash right now.#'just the tip'#this is it folks... this is as good as it gets.

I don't think you understand how intimate a thing putting your fingernail underneath someone else's fingernail truly is. As far as the bases go, that's well beyond a homerun.

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