[shiitakeposts]

Got 'em with this throwback.

[shiitakeposts]

I'm so much closer to achieving my EGOT dream that I've had for all of an hour...

[shiitakeposts]

[hospitalistische]

[shiitakeposts]

I have never felt so old as I did just now texting my friend and former co-worker, Colin Jost, to tell him that I just so happened to catch his interview on NPR without any prior knowledge that it was happening.

[veryfunnymemes]

[harleycativy]

Bout time 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[shiitakeposts]

Say what you want about Chumbawamba, but they really just lured us all in with an infectious, nonsensical party song as the lead single from their album of (almost) the same name, Tubthumper, only for the rest of the album to be about literal anarchist ideology. Revolutionaries.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[shiitakeposts]

I'm not talking to anyone - don't look at me... don't think about me... don't thiNk about looking at me.

[shiitakeposts]

It's always weird when your likeness is used in memes that don't relate directly to you. Am I crying over Infinity War? No. I'm still on Spiderman: Homecoming on my list of rewatching all the MCU movies in chronological order... I had to wait for Black Panther on Netflix, but now we're back in business! Infinity War, I am coming for you.

[sketchdeath]

yall ever read a fact that just fucks up your whole world? let me tell you about mine. fact: you can very easily slip a lightbulb in your mouth, but it is impossible to remove it without breaking either the lightbulb or your jaw. this has ruined my life. i can not fucking see an old style lightbuble without thinking about how i could shove that baby right in my maw easy as pie. the inclination to do so is fucking insatiable. i feel like rapunzel’s mom and the rampion garden. a quest i know will result in terrible fate but my mind wants to do it so badly just to play out the awful scenario that would undoubtedly unfold before me. this is the true symbol of temptation. a lightbulb.

[shiitakeposts]

I'd like to say that I have an interesting story as to where I went, but honestly I'm just dumb.

[oppa-homeless-style]

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

[hollyweirdrp-deactivated2022060]

also please post pics of your dogs on this post

[shiitakeposts]

Petunia in her natural state; grump.

[eatpavidson]

subtle composure @shiitakeposts

[shiitakeposts]

I don't think you understand how intimate a thing putting your fingernail underneath someone else's fingernail truly is. As far as the bases go, that's well beyond a homerun.