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the signs as devils

ARIES: extra fiery. definitely has flames coming out of their skull. and other places. but let's just talk about how every time they sneeze, a volcano on earth erupts and destroys everything in its path. watch out

TAURUS: the actual devil. literally satan. eats wood to fuel their flames. loves being the devil. forces other souls of the underworld to carry them around on their throne of flames and misery.

GEMINI: the crazy devil who discovered that they have the ability to snap their fingers and turn someone into a pile of ash so they overuse this ability a lot. also known to roast marshmallows over themselves

CANCER: the devil that's stupid enough to go swimming and burn out all their flames and then they want someone to hug them like NO I DONT WANNA GET WET STOP

LEO: the devil that is always polishing their horns because they want to look hot as hell.

VIRGO: the whore devil. always wants their way and if ur not ok with that then go up to heaven or something. they also are the only devil with a halo, which they stole.

LIBRA: the fake devil omg. so fake. they use artificial fire special effects just to make them look hot and devilish. also they set cats on fire if the cat's cuter than them

SCORPIO: sex devil. not the actual devil like taurus but the devil's hot secretary that greets you as you enter the gates of hell. they spontaneously take off all of their clothes a lot so beware. stripper status

SAGITTARIUS: the devil that literally is always complaining that it's too hot but they're literally in hell so they should chill. oh wait THEY CANT HAHAHAH

CAPRICORN: the devil that's perfectly capable of overthrowing satan and becoming the new satan and is just waiting for the perfect moment to do so. nothing will stand in their way and if you're in their way you're gonna die and the last thing you will see is the smirk of this devil.

AQUARIUS: if this devil looks at you, you'll die. they have that effect on people. they have a hot tub made of water and they throw the most hype parties in hell that only the coolest devils are invited to

PISCES: the devil that always goes up to earth and disguises themselves as a cute innocent princess and makes someone fall in love with them and then they're like "SIKE" and drag them down to hell.