Tales of Shimish

[sin1997]

[shimishist]

I never post pictures of me. Here’s Me. Not on main.

[untamedunwanted]

The universe did not breathe star fire into your bones just so you could burn yourself out over someone who treats you like a cigarette break. You deserve someone who knows there is stardust in your veins and that you are the sun.

You Are The Sun, Nikita Gill (via untamedunwanted)

[shimishist]

Aww

This blog turned 3 years old today :)

[shimishist]

So I've become a coffee drinker....

And I've been trying to taste several different coffees. I have a Keurig and the reusable lil cup so I've been trying ground beans. And I just want a record of what I've tried:

Favorite so far: Expresso Blend by Gene Hicks (Local Minnesota Blend)

Seattle's Best - 2/5 (I think the signature blend)

Morning Blend (Gene Hicks) - 3/5

Campfire Blend (Gene Hicks) - 4/5

Gevalia Signature Blend - 3/5

Gevalia Gold Blend - 2/5

[shimishist]

I have not posted on here lately. Like twice in a year!

So, today I'm just watching movies and packing since I have to be out of my house by the 28th. I'll be moving in with a friend for about a month. Hopefully not longer but we'll see. I've only had 1 coffee since school finished and I'm super lazy. I can't handle it. My house is full of totes. Mostly empty atm...but fixing that. 

Life is changing chapters. Lets hope it stays exciting. 

[shimishist]

Happy thanksgiving

... From this newly single guy...

[shimishist]

Well. It's been like two years...but..I'm no longer single as of tonight :)

[shimishist]

I should make a coming out video.

[shimishist]

Just had the most annoying dream ever...

  Well I was still in Europe, somewhere in France, and I was going to be there for about a week (same city). So I went to this gay club. It was tons of fun. Met cool people had a great time. So I decided I'd go back. Well instead of paying a cover to get in you'd buy a ticket. Each night was themed and what not. Well since my responsibilities were pretty lax at the time, I decided I might just go every night! You could buy a single night, 3,5 or 7 nights for like $20, $??, $47, and $67 respectively. Well I told the guy I wanted 5 nights. He says ok $67. I was like...... .....no. $47. He says huh? I said no it's $47, I want the 5 not the 7, you better not charge be $67. He already had my card you see. In fact he gets a little worried look and so I reach up and snatch my card back...but apparently he'd already run it. 

Well he apparently couldn't refund it. And the manager refused to come see what was wrong until closing..at 6am. I was so mad.

I dunno if I've ever had a more frustrating dream....surely...but this was very frustrating. 

[shimishist]

Made a friend in Bordeaux ;-D ... I need a haircut.

[syfycity]

Craig could use some help, Doctor!

[shimishist]

Just watched one of the most barbaric spectacles...

So in Spain... Professors decided to take us to a matador show. Cool. Supposed to be a show where the young matadors practice. And the bulls practice. Well. Turns out, no. Half way through the first show, a guy sinks long knives into the bulls neck... Then a guy stabs him with a sword, then they kill it with a knife to the spine. Needless to say quite a few in our group did not approve. Many left. (a few from Texas stayed and loved it, not saying anything about Texas in general but... The south). So I witnessed the torment and death of an animal tonight for people's pleasure.

[shimishist]

Went to a Barcelona club tonight!

Grabbed lots of straight booty... ... Not a gay club. Might try one of those later. But fun times!

[shimishist]

That, ladies and gents, is my European cut swimsuit. Yes, I'll be out in pubic in that in a scant 12 hours, showing off my glow in the dark thighs for the world to see (visual range from space). I'm pretty sure I have underwear less revealing. No I'm certain I do. But when in Rome...or a beach town near enough as Rome is landlocked. We'll see if I can rid myself of my pale skin with salt and sun.

[shimishist]

I'm not sure if this is a symptom of living in the bible belt/Oklahoma or if it's everywhere....

...But I love how I call the Health Dept to ask about a tetanus booster and an STD test (booster cause I'm going overseas, STD test just for good measure). While talking about the booster the lady is quite content sounding but as soon as I ask "And you offer STD testing as well, right?", her tone defiantly dropped and she was far less enthusiastic in her responses. 

I mean it's not a topic that really needs cheerfulness, STDs aren't fun, but still...

I'm probably seeing bias where there isn't actually any...

[shimishist]

So a friend and I just became really close...

He's says he's straight...

and....i sucked on his penis.