Casual Trash

Sorry, guys

[cherrypitgoddess]

men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[shimmeringgarbage]

As a walmart employee I can confirm we're planning your death

[shimmeringgarbage]

Sometimes I wonder if life would be best not lived at all

[shimmeringgarbage]

I wish

Somebody would hand me a joint and $100

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

[omnipotentoverlord-deactivated2]

This is my joy.

[thoughtfulfuri]

This made me look at networks near me and: 

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[foodffs]

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Is this how you roll?

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

“Promise me you won’t buy weed.. buy concentrates, dab pens and edibles.. much more potent if you trying to get blazed.. fuck shit weed with stems and seeds.. feel me?”

“You are absolutley right. Thanks Ariana!”

[5-methoxy-n-n-dimethyltryptamin]

sss sssss s sssss ssss :^))

[deejay]

Marijuana Grande - No Weeds Left to Buy

[wizardbussy]

🎶aint got no weed left to buuuuy so im lightin it up im lightin up im lovin and livin So we blazin up🎶

[sesh]

[buddhabrand]

this video emits so much positive energy

[baracknobama]

“One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

—

John Green  (via schlafwandel)

Now that this has 500,000 notes, I should probably reiterate that I never said or wrote this. This is a quote from the series finale of the television program One Tree Hill.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

[fullmetal--valchemist]

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES

AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS

YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN

AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS

(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)

(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

(Mozenrath from Aladdin)

AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN

AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN

AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS

SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST

I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT

Thats when Toon Disney was at its peak

My shit

[merosse-deactivated20140123]

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

[xwatchmerise-deactivated2015040]

This is the best post I’ve ever read

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[107409-archive-i-remade-deactiv]

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

[extraops-deactivated20141020]

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

[107409-archive-i-remade-deactiv]

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

[eymo]

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

[chaz]

THIS

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

I like to think the first guy in a hunter/gathering type group to come up with farming had a really hard time selling it to the rest of the group like “uhh guys how about next time we find animals instead of killing them right away we round them up and *under his breath* make them fuuuuck”

[sonypraystation]

other cavemen