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ask-catdog

Have you guys ever heard of the band Nirvana? :3

Yeah, but I’ve only heard one or two songs by them.

*sniffles* Poor Kurt Cobain!

Dog, that was a long time ago!

It’s still sad, Cat!

Yeah… I guess. A real shame…

crawfishcomic

Bargain

eldritchbauble

Do you use your original astrological sign, or your updated/correct one?

Original, even though I know it's incorrect

Original, but I'll always believe it's correct

Updated

They've been updated???

Voting ended onSep 1, 2024

eldritchbauble

The astrological signs have shifted, according to a blog post from NASA. Here are the new zodiac sign dates to use for your next horoscope.

eldritchbauble

I love that everyone is looking at the objective, scientific evidence that celestial bodies move over time and that therefore their position in space is no longer the same as it was thousands of years ago, meaning you were most likely not born under the same sign you thought you were, and going. Nah I dislike that I am NOT an Aeries. Fuck that noise.

/affectionate

kuromi-hoemie

insufferable article, here's the point:

#IM COOL AS FUCK I GET TO BE THE NEW MYTHICAL ASS ZODIAC #ophiuchus...... god thats cool as fuck. yeah im gonna hold onto that now

the-trans-man-with-no-plan

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

totally-ikea

OH MY GOD

the-real-gmail

IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR VEGGIES YOUR DICK FALLS OFF GUYS

notafrogblog

ducktracy-deactivated20260315

i could listen to that poor little mouse shout BABIIIIT all day

i have FANTASTIC NEWS. NOW YOU CAN

#i never realized how much he screams for babbit..... what is catstellos fucking PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!#god i still need to watch the mouse shorts .. it looks like such an interesting period for these characters #its also interesting how theres more appearances of the mouse versions of these guys in the classic shorts #but their cat versions are the most well known and officially recognized #i mean... im not complaining... <- cartoon cat enthusiast #looney tunes #merrie melodies

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

#im sorry but this is unironically how i talk anytime i eat anything remotely good i am genuinely so sorry #ive literally reacted this way to a really good cob of corn before . literally just corn can make me do this #ive been told by my partner that i am the Only person they have ever met who does this #and it baffles me to know that this is not a normal person thing to do.#I wonder why....... (autistic foodie)

superbellsubways

ok i wanna make a hated foods poll as a very picky autistic

which do you hate

Ketchup and or Mustard

Oreos

Jello/Gelatin

Cherries

Coleslaw

Hot wings

Coconut

Frosted sugar cookies

Tamales

Supreme pizza

I hate multiple of these

I hate none of these

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

Tell me why you don't like the thing you picked (flavor, texture, something else?)

RB for more results

#pizza that has more than cheese pepperoni and MAYBE chicken as a topping is an affront to god #i havent rlly tried coleslaw but i Doubt id like it.. but i didnt vote on it bc i feel like thatd be unfair #and supreme pizza is significantly worse no matter what anyway i will stand by this shit #im a foodie but i will not stand for putting peppers and sausage and other shit onto a pizza

sayruq

If you're feeling helpless, boost/share these links. Donate if you can

skeletonthecreator

hydrahowl

you have to be otherkin and weird. for your health

modelsof-color

Donate Insulin and medication to diabetics in Gaza

i dont like talking about this stuff publicly very often bc . it's honestly scary, but like... i think more people need to realize that trans fetishization includes trans men too. and trans people are capable of fetishizing other trans people. trans women are capable of fetishizing fellow trans women, and the same can be said for trans men. the same can also be said for trans women fetishizing trans men and vice versa.

i'm mainly gonna talk about the fetishization of trans men for this because i'm a victim of this kind of fetishization and i personally haven't seen a lot of people talking about this issue. but like... it feels like a lot of queer spaces favor conventionally attractive feminine transmascs because they're considered easier to sexualize, regardless of their consent. in fact, i've seen people actively ignore or look down upon trans men who are actively more masculine.

i've been in an abusive relationship in which i was feminized so my abusers could use me as a sex object rather than an actual partner. they sexualized afab qualities in trans men, and would constantly ogle over my body and sexualize me and our t4t relationships as often as possible behind closed doors. ever since that shit happened to me, i've been doing a lot of self reflection and also some reflection of how the trans community treat trans men. too many people are way too comfortable with feminizing trans men and only valuing trans men when they're sexualized. too many people are too comfortable with using terms like "boy pussy/boobs" and "femboy" in regards to trans men regardless of any context. i've literally seen this kind of shit pop up in completely nonsexual contexts where it's just.. a trans guy existing.

the general perception of trans men seriously needs to be reconsidered. how many people see us as men- real people- rather than "uwu cutsie boy toys"??

btw i wanna establish that i hate transfem fetishization just as much as transmasc fetishization. i don't have as much room to speak on that subject bc im a trans man, but like... there's absolutely a large problem in regards to how people frequently fetishize trans women.

i also wanna clarify that feminine trans men are awesome and should be treated with the same amount of respect as any other person. i'm not criticizing how people identify themselves or how they present, i'm criticizing how people take advantage of that and use it as a chance to sexualize trans people.

trans people are not your sex toys. we are not objects for you to ogle.

#tw transphobia #tw sexual abuse #this is absolutely divergent from what i normally talk about publicly so im kind of nervous but like #this has been seriously eating at me for a while #if youre wondering #my gender is.. timmy turner's dad. does that make sense. that's the conclusion ive been able to come to over my self reflection.

akumeoy

orcbara

it feels like a lot of "progressive" online spaces have really latched onto this ooo boykisser pastel stockings kitty femboy image of GNC men and i have to admit i have concerns about how those spaces would respond to GNC men who either can't or simply don't want to look like that

orcbara

are these spaces kind and considerate to fat men in skirts? black men with nail polish and lipstick? GNC men with muscles and body hair? gay guys with long hair and beards? GNC trans men who don't want to be "cute"?

orcbara

this is taking off a little so i'd like to note i deliberately picked these examples so they're not mutually exclusive - there are plenty of GNC black trans bears out there, and for a group of people so influential to gay culture through the drag and ballroom scenes, they feel very underrepresented in these online spaces

#bro im gonna be so real #i really dont like those spaces not only because of this #but also because of how theyre so prone to fetishizing gnc men and ESPECIALLY trans men #like its so bad to the point that i have a hard time trusting people who talk about gnc men and uwu-ify them and shit #speaking from experience bc i ended up dating people like that and i got sexually abused and fetishized and conditioned both fucking times #so now i just kind of look at people who are a Little Too Excited about gnc men with a stink eye #im a gnc trans man by the way.