βThis is not yourβ¦ not your fault. Promise meβ¦ youβll escape from this place.β
βThereβre better places to take a nap that on the ground, you know. Give me your hand.β
βYouβve escaped fate this time, rogue, but rememberβjustice always prevails!β
βStruggle all you want! You cannot unwrite what is already written!β
βWho wants to try my lance on for size first? I know where it belongs, shoved right up yourβ¦β
βSnuck in some practice, if you know what I meanβ¦What? No, FIGHTING practice.β
βHow can you be so blind to [NAME]βs incredible charms?! How dare you not be attracted to him/her!β
βYou dare take such a toneβ¦ with your own father?!β
βDo you think Iβd be out here if I were ONLY after girls!?β
βIf you believe in any gods, youβd better pray to them now!β
βYou know, prices arenβt the only thing I can cut in two.β
βYou canβt kill a dead man, sweetheart.β
βYou realized your mistake quickly enough. It could have been much more awkward.β
βI could break their ranks as easily as I break wind!β
βDo you have any more of those?!β
βTurn my back one minute and youβre married. The next minute? A baby!β
βGlory be! Youβre salvageable after all!β
βOh gods. I raised a philanderer.β
βLook, I know Iβm unbelievably sexy, but you donβt have to stare so hard.β
ββ¦Well, it looksβ¦ edible? At least?β
βIβm asking you to marry me, idiot!β
βLet our extremely protracted duel to the death begin!β
βWhat manner of madman would allow you a turn at cooking for the camp?β
βAllies?β You expect me to rely on you in combat?β
βYour only expertise is in flirting, and you still fail spectacularly! Iβll take my chances alone!β
βI honestly cannot tell sometimes if youβre a genius or a complete dimwit.β
βYou see, sometimes when two peopleβ¦ Things happen. Stuffβ¦ *mumbles* Okay, I like you.β
βMy body is ready! The next sample, if you please!β
βWhat is this? Is it edible? I havenβt eaten in minutesβ¦β
βThis exercise is great for building stomach muscles. Come on, just 300! 299β¦ 298β¦β
βMy arm. Youβre touching my armβ¦Please stop touching my arm.β
βI am SO sorry about earlier! I had no idea you were in the bathβ¦β
βStrap yourself in and get ready to ride the flavor stallion!β
βHold still! Youβre making this harder than it has to be.β
βIt should prove quite elucidating to dissect you piece by pieceβ¦β
βNot another step, potato molester! Stealing food is wrong!β
βNow youβre a piece of work. Got a lot to gain by picking on the weak, is that it?β
βWe have the rest of our lives! And YOU, my dear, are a catch worth waiting for.β
βIβll be your hero, youβll be mine, and together weβll be everyone elseβs!β
βWhat kind of fool strategist puts himself at the fore of the battle?β
βI love you. And no matter what the future holds, Iβm going to cherish every moment.β
βAm I not a thing of beauty~?β
βAnyone else hungry? Because Iβm starving!β
βWhere Iβm from, strength is the only law that matters.β
βYouβll risk your life for us if I give youβ¦a bag of candy?β
βI said βsweeten the dealβ, didnβt I?β
βIβm not some fancywaist who needs to strut about like a peacock.β
βThis day has been nothing but insults and punches to the groinβ¦β
βItβs just thatβ¦your eyes areβ¦so very shiny and prettyβ¦ Like two poolsβ¦ofβ¦somethingβ¦β
βSurrender? Sorry,Β Iβm not familiar with the word!β
βI am a warrior of the sword. Nothing fazes me. Nothing!β
βGah, just p-please stopβ¦hugging too tightβ¦ C-canβtβ¦breatheβ¦β
βTurns out the business end of my sword is me!β
βIβ¦I love you, you bastard. There, I said it! Now donβt ask me again!β
βLook at all that you can accomplish if you try.β
βI donβt make threats. I make promises.β
βEveryoneβs staring! How embarassingβ¦β