Shinda Wakusei

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[shinda-wakusei]

Jiang Fengmian: mom said it’s your bedtime

Jiang Cheng: but there’s a scary monster under the bed

Jiang Fengmian: scarier that mom???

Jiang Cheng: *goes to bed*

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“Four Great Calamities" as a Russian folklore

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LWJ: don’t do it again. you hear me?

WWX: do what?

LWJ: dissaper without telling me in the middle of the night.

WWX: okay. the next time I have to pee, I’ll wake up you.

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Wei Wuxian: I just love eighth wonders of the world.

Jiang Cheng: But there’s only seven on them?

Wei Wuxian: Clearly you’ve never seen Wanji naked.

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WWX: hey JC, wanna hear a funny joke?

JC: I’m more into dark humor.

WWX: *turns off the lights* so the joke goes...

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Police: you’re arrested for reckless driving by having THREE people on one single moped

Wei Wuxian: god damn it

Wei Wuxian:

Wei Wuxian: wait, three?

Police: ...yes, three?

Jin Ling: oh my god, oh fuck

Lan SiZhui: JINGYI FUCKIB FELL OFF

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Jin ZiXuan: oh, I’m sorry, I can’t talk to you right now.

Wei Wuxian: why?

Jin ZiXuan: because I didn’t want to.

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Wei Wuxian: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Jiang Cheng, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you.

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It’s okay if you didn’t like me. Not everyone has perfect taste.

— Jin ZiXuan

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Jin ZiXuan: I’m the smartest, most sane student in GuSu sect.

Jiang Cheng: is your hand stuck in the vending machine—

Jin ZiXuan: I paid for my snickers bar I’m getting my snickers bar

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WWX: correct me if I’m wrong

JC: you’re wrong

NHS: you’re wrong

JL: you’re wrong

China: you’re wrong

The entire world: you. are. wrong.

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Jiang Cheng: do you consider yourself independent?

Wen Ning: *look at Wei Ying*

Wei Ying: *noods*

Wen Ning: yes, I do.

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Jiang Cheng: you’re standing on thin ice

Wei Wuxian: I’m standing on the floor

Jiang Cheng: it’s an expression

Wei Wuxian: it’s a carpet

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Jin ZiXuan: today I discovered that the world is flat.

Jiang YanLi: how so?

Jin ZiXuan: U R my world.

Jiang YanLe:

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Wei Wuxian: nie huaisang, what did you get for number 12?

Nie Huaisang: mitochondria

Wei Wuxian:

Wei Wuxian: nie huaisang our exam war Algebra—

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