For the shits and giggles: Reiner x Erwin.
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leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - Reiner always and Erwin when he’s too tired to give a fuck. but normally Erwin picks it up, cleans it and hides it somewhere until Reiner like begs him for his clothes.
forgets to run the dish washer - Erwin makes Reiner wash the dishes by hand instead of using the dishwasher. ITS NOT HIS FAULT HES A SPACE CASE
pumps gas for the car - Whoever drives, I think Reiner is adamant about that.
drives when they’re going somewhere - Erwin does if it’s a long trip because Reiner would complain. a lot. Short distances it’s probably a coin toss Reiner wound’t care
rearranges the furniture - Reiner would when he’s bored. and it’d irritate Erwin who would be used to like an end table by the arm of a couch that may not be there - they’ve gotten plenty of spilled scotch on the carpet and Erwin wants to blame Reiner but he can’t put it 100% on him and he knows this.
falls asleep with the TV on - Erwin has to watch tv to fall asleep and when it’s in the living room Reiner wakes his ass up and makes him go to their bed because frankly Reiner like a body to cuddle up to in his sleep. But will kill Erwin if he told anyone.
gets to use the bathroom first - Like everyone else Erwin is very terrified of the things Reiner can do to a bathroom and has made it habit to wake up before Reiner does.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater - Reiner thinks he owns the thermostat but we all know Erwin really does. He doesn’t even look away from the newspaper or a book when he adjusts it back after Reiner, he just does it as he walks by it.
sets up holiday decorations - I think Erwin would secretly love halloween and Christmas and insist they go like all fucking out every year. Reiner dresses up at the Armored titan im just sayin.
leaves the lights on - Reiner does. And Erwin threatens to cut off his hands every time he does it.
uses the bathroom with the door open - Reiner does to show off to Erwin who probably acts like he couldn’t care less but he really looks out of the corner of his eye. #impressed.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) - Erwin knows when shit breaks as soon as it happens and already has someone called while Reiner’s trying to get the tools, by the time he starts the plumber shows up and Reiner didn’t even know Erwin called him.
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