Shiny Budew

Shiny Budew

[shinierbudew]

Reminder: whenever someone says “babe whats wrong you’ve hardly touched your ‘x’” the babe in question is babe ruth

[shinierbudew]

How new topic to fight people over

When you take off your glasses, do you fold the right earpiece in first or the left earpiece?

[shinierbudew]

*keysmashes*

Nope, didnt like that one

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Shit, hands were in the wrong spot, try again

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Good. Perfection. Exquisite, just the right amount of k, a q, one non-letter symbol. This conveys my emotions exactly. Send.

[shinierbudew]

All systems of measuring temperature are equally terrible we should just wear mood rings and go “hm its despair out today better put on a jacket”

[shinierbudew]

My friends are collectively convincing themselves bears are succubi

[shinierbudew]

Yeah I’ve got cake. A whole lot of cake actually, their entire discography, I really like rock n roll lifestyle, and i think their cover of war pigs is my favorite version of that song also my ass is enormous

[shinierbudew]

I think what dnd is missing balance wise is exploding crits. I think a champion fighter should get another attack for every crit they land without a cap. I think that would be good for the action economy.

[karrius-deactivated20220725]

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

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[gayfarm-archive]

[party-wok]

[purepopfornowpeople]

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

[starstuf]

[regicide1997]

This post just got extremely funny

[regicide1997]

I want to clarify:

The original post: Funny on its own.

This post seeing a resurgence due to a copycat post made in response to the iOS kerfuffle: Very funny.

John Madden dying within days of said resurgence: A bit morbid, but hilarious in simply the coincidence of it.

Senator Harry Reid dying within hours of Coach Madden’s death: Absolutely hilarious.

Still waiting on the queen of england.

[shinierbudew]

You are a mark of hospitality halfling

You have 7 levels of samurai fighter

You have 6 levels of fiend warlock

You have 3 levels of redemption paladin

You have 3 levels of fey wanderer ranger

You have found two books that bring your wisdom and charisma to 22 respectively

You have spent one feat on skill expert to get expertise in persuasion

Your fighting style is superior technique

Your maneuver is commanding presence

Your cousin, throckmorton, is a wild magic barbarian/wild magic sorcerer/divination wizard/peace cleric

Your other friends are a maxed out Spirits bard, any artificer that is level 7, and a circle of stars druid

You are confronted by a god, and are given 30 seconds to convince them you deserve to live

Your cousin throcky gives you guidance, emboldening bond, a portent of 20, the wild magic sorcerer d4 and the wild magic barbarian d3

Your spirits bard spends one of their inspiration to inspire you and burns one to get a story, rolling a 1

Your artificer promises to do their best, giving you flash of genius for your dialogue

The druid, begrudgingly, offers to assist you with a cosmic omen

You take a deep breath, channel divinity, use your manuever, and beseech your patron for aid

You then roll 1d3+4d4+2d6+1d10+2d12+5+6+20+30

Rolling max on every die, you get 126. It’s just not enough.

Luckily, you had your talisman on you, and because you failed, you roll one more d4.

Persuasion Check: 130

[shinierbudew]

Please inform me if i missed something because i probably did

[shinierbudew]

You are a mark of hospitality halfling

You have 7 levels of samurai fighter

You have 6 levels of fiend warlock

You have 3 levels of redemption paladin

You have 3 levels of fey wanderer ranger

You have found two books that bring your wisdom and charisma to 22 respectively

You have spent one feat on skill expert to get expertise in persuasion

Your fighting style is superior technique

Your maneuver is commanding presence

Your cousin, throckmorton, is a wild magic barbarian/wild magic sorcerer/divination wizard/peace cleric

Your other friends are a maxed out Spirits bard, any artificer that is level 7, and a circle of stars druid

You are confronted by a god, and are given 30 seconds to convince them you deserve to live

Your cousin throcky gives you guidance, emboldening bond, a portent of 20, the wild magic sorcerer d4 and the wild magic barbarian d3

Your spirits bard spends one of their inspiration to inspire you and burns one to get a story, rolling a 1

Your artificer promises to do their best, giving you flash of genius for your dialogue

The druid, begrudgingly, offers to assist you with a cosmic omen

You take a deep breath, channel divinity, use your manuever, and beseech your patron for aid

You then roll 1d3+4d4+2d6+1d10+2d12+5+6+20+30

Rolling max on every die, you get 126. It’s just not enough.

Luckily, you had your talisman on you, and because you failed, you roll one more d4.

Persuasion Check: 130

[shinierbudew]

Woefully unfulfilled in life due to nobody having answered the most important question I’ve ever seen

Can richard funk? I still do not know, and this haunts me.

[shinierbudew]

Ranking smilies from best to worst

c:

:D

:p

:3

:-D

:)

:))))))

:]

:]]]]]]

:b

:}

[shinierbudew]

Things that are humans:

T-rexes until proven otherwise

Mannequins

Smeargle

A broken tripod

Those bird toys that dip their head into a cup of water over and over

Things that arent humans:

Peacocks

Most robots

Kirby

Corporations/companies

A bop-it (up for debate)

[shinierbudew]

Wild how Hetalia just stopped existing after 2014. Like, before 2014 I’d hear people talk about it now and then or have it be mentioned as a show to watch and then 2014 happened and it disappeared. It’s gone and dead now, the world is probably better off for it

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Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

[shinierbudew]

I had hiccups for three hours and this song cured it i dont know what the rest of these people getting fight or flight are on about this song cures what ails you

[rubyrosearchive-deactivated2022]

some ruby meme redraws

[shinierbudew]

wondering what the funniest possible song title to put into a fancy font is

Kills you slowly

I dont fuck with you

Run.