master of procrastination

Shin, 27, from Germany. I made this blog as a teen and now I regret everything.

[msmaxximoff]

Imagine trying to explain this to someone who doesn’t live in Europe.

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[commanderbanana]

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

[downloading-new-emotion]

i’ve been looking for this post my entire life

[dramasbomin]

you put it in words

[wufflesvetinari]

#i want it to spring into existence already written for me #but i don’t want someone else to write it because they’ll do it wrong

[jaskiersource]

geraskier + text posts, part 3/?

[cock-holliday]

I think it’s so funny when negative emotions cancel themselves out. I’ll be nervous about a presentation but I’m too tired to be nervous. Or you’re not in the mood to get something done but due date panic gives you motivation. You’re sleep deprived but something makes you mad and wakes you up. The brain is incredible. What a shit show.

[ironwoman359]

logging onto discord in the morning like “lets see what the pocket friends got up to while I was unconscious”

[trashzy-deactivated20211214]

Gerenuk

[prrb]

i hate that they can move their limbs like that so much.

[commander-ledi]

if i drew this and asked for critique on any art site, i know that every critique would tell me to go study more basic anatomy and lecture me about how joints dont work like that

[drtanner]

Unfortunately, every picture of a gerenuk is like that.

They’re just incorrigibly fucked up and if you tried to draw them as they actually are, it’s a cinch you’d get heaps of people trying to redline that shit for you and telling you to “fix” it.

[weltenwellen]

Friedensdemonstration today in Berlin (x/x)

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

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[queer-birb-rights]

me, currently in vet school

[best-of-reblogs]

[bamsara]

Something I made while dealing with my own stuff and hoping drawing this would pick me up somehow. Maybe it worked.

FT my cat. His name is Mischief

[uncooldotcom]

#My heart can’t take this

[depsidase]

[thoughtkick]

“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind and emotions.”

— Will Smith

[depsidase]

[love-notes-to-survivors]

Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[acastersource]

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

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