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@shinra-reports
Internal memo; public
All Shinra employees, operatives, and informants with network-level access are hereby required to subscribe to the Shinra Reports feed.
Daily orders and mission briefs will remain as need-to-know information to be relayed by your department heads. All other relevant company intel will be shared via Shinra Reports unless otherwise specified.
You have been warned, Reno.
HR Report 2468
Day 28
The paintball competition was a mistake.
The only departments remaining are
• HR
• The Turks
• SOLDIER
• Engineering
I am alone.
Barricade, in my managers office…
reporting for spam. stop flooding the tags. rpers are unable tofind partners because of your spam posts
I haven't posted for a while. I AM an RP blog. What is your fucking problem
Hello. This is the vent gremlin. I am the one responsible for releasing 10000000 crickets into the ventilation system. Turn off the mako reactors or things will be worse.
Dear Vent Gremlin.
Our workers very much enjoyed the natural sounds of the outside world and continued to work in the true Shinra Fashion.
Our Sience Director Hojo, loved the 1000000 crickets. He has collected them for science.
Love HR
To: All
From [email protected]
Subject: Paintball Assassins Competition!
To celebrate company Moral and a hard year of working, Shinra will grant one lucky winner a month-long holiday and 12,000 Gill spending money. The task A paintball game, last man standing wins. At 11am come grab your guns. The competition starts at 1pm.
Have Fun
HR
Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!
Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….
If this is your way of trying to get paid time off it isn't going to work
Reno: HEY! It’s not like I asked for this! although, some paid time would have been nice…
Well... we need a positive test and a note from your Obstetrician and Midwife...
Reno: ….
Ok so I got the positive test, two to be exact cause that’s what was recommended to me.
Doc gave me the note but he looked at me funny -_-
Midwife was definitely More chill but she said I would have to start taking prenatal classes 😭
NOW CAN I GET PAID TIME OFF???
Hmm well. Seems to be all in order.
We just need Hojo to do a scan
Reno: That’s all fine and dandy but by Hojo????
He’s a freak 😭
Director Hojo...
If you don't want him to scan you you'll need to book a private scan and have a member of HR join you...
Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!
Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….
If this is your way of trying to get paid time off it isn't going to work
Reno: HEY! It’s not like I asked for this! although, some paid time would have been nice…
Well... we need a positive test and a note from your Obstetrician and Midwife...
Reno: ….
Ok so I got the positive test, two to be exact cause that’s what was recommended to me.
Doc gave me the note but he looked at me funny -_-
Midwife was definitely More chill but she said I would have to start taking prenatal classes 😭
NOW CAN I GET PAID TIME OFF???
Hmm well. Seems to be all in order.
We just need Hojo to do a scan
Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!
Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….
If this is your way of trying to get paid time off it isn't going to work
Reno: HEY! It’s not like I asked for this! although, some paid time would have been nice…
Well... we need a positive test and a note from your Obstetrician and Midwife...
Swapsy fairy is in town! Reno is now pregnant!
Reno: HEY I DIDN’T AGREE TO TH- Aw fuck….
If this is your way of trying to get paid time off it isn't going to work
ShinRa HR Report: Incident 3759
Chocobo-Pox is spreading throughout the HQ. A number of people have reported developing itchy red spots. As a precaution, we have implemented a lockdown of staff in affected areas. Staff who have reported having Chocobo-Pox as children are exempt from the lockdown and may work from home.
Reno of the Turks who has reported having had Chocobo-Pox as a child has been posted to guard the entrance to the quarantined zone and is permitted to enter and leave as needs be to take in supplies and deliveries.
Infection counts:
- Cleaning staff: 3
- HR Department: 9 (Including yours truly)
- Guards: 5
- Investigation sector of General Affairs: Rude and Tseng
- Call centre operatives: 24
- Accounting: 1 - (Tony from accounting is believed to be patient zero)
- Maintenance: 3
- Contractors: 3
- Tour guides: 1
- Hojo (Who has been advised not to experiment on the Chocobo Pox virus)
- 3 SOLDIERs (Roche has been placed in his own room as he was irritating the other patient)
Note, informed local hospitals that there may be a wider outbreak
To: [email protected] ( @renohasbigtits )
From [email protected]
After the deduction of child maintenance fees. Your monthly Pay comes to...
1 GILL
Kind regards
Shira HR
Reno: great…
Oh... this is for every paycheck.
HR
Reno: ……
We have a recommendation list of perfect second jobs. We also recommend taking a sexual education class.
HR
To: [email protected] ( @renohasbigtits )
From [email protected]
After the deduction of child maintenance fees. Your monthly Pay comes to...
1 GILL
Kind regards
Shira HR
Reno: great…
Oh... this is for every paycheck.
HR
DAMMIT
I had a cake in the breakroom. It was down to my last slice. I was going to snag it for a snack and then what happened. All I could find was the fancy wrapper in the damn trash. T.T I have no idea who stole my cake but i was looking forward to it. I blame Reno
Should you wish to make a complaint please file them with [email protected]...
Hi, is this blog open for anyone to follow, or meant for a particular group? Thx 🙂
Hello anon,
Anyone can follow and also send in asks/reports ;)
To: [email protected] ( @renohasbigtits )
From [email protected]
After the deduction of child maintenance fees. Your monthly Pay comes to...
1 GILL
Kind regards
Shira HR
To: All
From: [email protected]
Following the accident last week at the guard station, we would like to remind all guard staff that following the latest TicketyTok trend of juggling live grenades will be met with instant dismissal.
Kind regards
HR
To: All
From: [email protected]
Shinra electric company would like to remind staff that we put safety first, in all aspects of life.
Good News Everyone! The Loose Tonberry has been apprehended...
However, please do not go into meeting room Five as the Bahamut is still nursing its young.
From HR
