Yamanaka Ino ♥

Medical nin and florist of Konohagakure. Self-proclaimed grapevine. Hairsexual. Code word: Falafel | Indie RP blog | 21+ | Multiverse | Multiship |Images posted do not belong to me unless otherwise stated ♥Tracked tag: shintenshinnin♥ Art on blog theme by: savi >>Blog Status: Semi-Hiatus.

[movedtoenglishsunshiine]

soljua‌:

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[bobabirdd]

*taps mic and leans in* high pony tail madara I doodled this quick since I had like 15/20mins to kill before my train came :’D

[leahberman]

rose mood

Huntington Library, Los Angeles

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[minuty]

[shintenshin-nin]

jashinsloyalfollower‌:

“Knew I could get ya to talk about my package.” He smirks, tilting his hips forward. “For yer Information, it’s plenty bigger than microscopic. I just ain’t interested in throwing a goddamn hotdog down a hallway, if ya know what I mean.” 

“It seems you have some size issues you need to really work out there, Zombie-chan. I mean~... a hotdog?” she says, gesturing vaguely and attempting not to giggle. “I’m sure they have... pills for that? Chakra therapies you can try, ne?”

[rocknmeme]

post - trauma sentence starters  blood, death mention.

“don’t do that. don’t shut me out.” 

“you’ve been crying. i can tell.”

“we need to change those bandages and get some food in you.”

“you want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”

“that was a brave thing you did today.” 

“shh, that’s okay, get everything out.”   

“there’s something on your shirt. you – that’s blood!”

“need some space?”

“you should lay down.”

“there’s nothing wrong with asking for help.” 

“shh, shh. you were having a nightmare.”

“we can talk through the door.” 

“let’s clean you up and get you to bed, okay?”

“you almost died.” 

“i brought you a blanket.”

“you’re home. you’re safe.” 

“i’m worried about you.”

“is everything okay?”

“tell me how to make it better.”

“it’s been a tough few days. how are you holding up?”

“you have to stay awake. come on, give my hand a squeeze.” 

“you’re in the hospital.” 

“think you can make it to the bathroom?”

“no, no. don’t close your eyes.”

[omnslash-a-deactivated20220313]

“Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there any more.”

— Robin Hobb, Fool’s Fate (via books-n-quotes)

[shintenshin-nin]

❝ I honestly think he’s going through a mid-life crisis. ❞

“I think his entire existence is a mid-life crisis. Honestly, Itachi-san~... the emo vibe is so outdated. Perhaps you can help? Prod his forehead for old times’ sake and knock some sense into him, hm?”

[mrgolightly]

I giveth not a fuck.

William Shakespeare (via mrgolightly)

[shintenshin-nin]

springhealer‌:

     “ARE YOU TRYING to play tricks on me ….? I know I get tired from work & missions, but … I don’t think my memory’s that bad.”

“Psh~.. I don’t need to play tricks when I have the might of truth on my side, ne? And anyway, if your memories are getting on the senile side, I could just transfer in there and mix it up a little and you’ll be good as new~! What’d ya say, Forehead-chan?”

[shintenshin-nin]

jashinsloyalfollower‌:

“Shika’s hole might not be so fuckin’ bad if it was microscopic.” He smirks and runs his tongue across his teeth. “The tighter the better, sweet cheeks. Sounds like yer hole’d be a little too open for me.”

“Aww~...you don’t give yourself enough credit, Zombie-chan~... I’m sure your package is bigger than ‘microscopic’,” she muses, tapping her chin with the tip of her finger. “And tch, you couldn’t handle my hole... I mean, with your preference for microscopic and all.”

[shintenshin-nin]

@springhealer replied to your post: "It's your turn to treat me to dango, Ino!!"

“W-What? No way!! I’m SURE I was the one that paid last time…”

“You say that every time...”

[shintenshin-nin]

jashinsloyalfollower‌:

“Talkin’ to a deaf and blind bitch over here,” he grumbles with a roll of his eyes. “Ya know, if I cut off that shiny ass ponytail of yers, ya’d look like a man. A really ugly one.”

“You put one geriatric finger on my hair and I swear to Kami-sama that Shika-kun’s hole is going to look microscopic compared to the one I’m going to rip open and bury your old zombie ass in~! Tch~!”

[shintenshin-nin]

"Of course I remember and would I even dare to come by with puddin' other than the one that's zero calories! It's a new flavor! The best one we've made to date. It's called Vanilla Dream dattebayo!!"

“Didn’t we have one in that flavor before? Don’t tell me you spent all the marketing money on something we already have again??” She pinches her nose and sighs. “Baka Secretary-chan, what ever am I going to do with you?”

[shintenshin-nin]

"It's your turn to treat me to dango, Ino!!"

“Hah?? But I treated last time!” Ino retorts with a huff. “It doesn’t count as treating me if you forgot who paid last, y'know.”

[shintenshin-nin]

baka-naruto‌:

“………………does this mean I am gettin’ fired?” 

“Nani~? Why on earth would I fire you? Who else would run my empire in my absence? Next thing I know, Madara-senpai would be trying to promote himself to President again. Tch.”

[shintenshin-nin]

historias-multorum‌:

“…”

“Just be careful alright? I don’t want to have to carry your body all the way to Tsunade because you did something crazy.”

“I’m always careful~! But also, Forehead-chan always does all sorts of crazy things and Tsunade-sama never disparages her for it.”

“Besides, I know how to take care of myself. I’m a Yamanaka, after all~!”