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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

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Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

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Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

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ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

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Why do women hate innovation?

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me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

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Ahahahaha…..ha….aaaa…..

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Koyanskaya by artist Kacyu (@Yzmyu, weibo)

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Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

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POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

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Or… get this… you’re just being a jerk. Jesus christ, get off tumblr and act like a normal human. laugh even if the jokes are bad, let people talk about their hobbies. y’all bitch and moan about people being mean to you but then pull this shit. grow the fuck up.