“Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner”

Bree’Anna | 26 | she/her | INTJ

[birf]

*banging on the table* vampires vampires vampires

[renegadepack]

eddie boy is really out here referring to bella, someone he claims to be in love with, as “the girl” constantly. she has a name. fuckin use it weirdo.

[haletwinsstan]

pov: it’s 9:37 am at the cullen house

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I can’t believe there are people who don’t hear “The Spanish Flu” and immediately think “that’s what killed Edward Cullen”

[thebreakfastgenie]

some of us where busy immediately thinking “it didn’t originate in Spain Spain was just neutral in WWI so they were the only ones allowed to talk about it at first we don’t know for sure where it originated but the prevailing theory is an army base in kansas”

[mikenewtonhateblog]

Please never accuse me of being a twilight fan ever again. I may run a twilight blog but I’m no fan

[fiddlesolo]

had to stop what i was doing to make this

[spots-lights]

When Roaslie carried Emmett back to Carlisle did she hold him like this?

Or like this?

[meet-me-in-the-pouringrain]

[spots-lights]

I would like to let you know that this post was inspired by Bless This Mess since ot's not getting a second season :(

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

listen there’s just something about him

[denalis]

edward showing bella his room for the first time gives me so much serotonin

[twilightconvos]

[olympicvamps]

one time emmett showed esme the sims and she didn’t leave the house for four months because she got so obsessed with renovating every house in the game

[edworm-cullen]

What if vampire skin looked like opals in sunlight instead of diamonds? The colors would shift and change with movement and each individual would be conpletly unique. There are so many different colors in opals, from pastels to highly saturated ones. Also the warm colors would look a lot like flames in sunlight

Having so much color just below the surface of the skin would also provide some contrast against the cold and motionless nature of vampires. The colors would still be there, though almost unnoticeable, in lower lighting. This would still be unnerving to humans even if their eyes couldn’t quite process what was wrong with the vampires

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

I love Bernie now

[unprecedentedgay]

I can’t believe you left out the next panel

[science-jumps]

Did the artist really think this is supposed to be anti-Bernie

[nakedinasnowsuit]

This is awesome

[jalicewhitcock]

I'm just gonna give you a little piece of advice. If you find/deduce something interesting that seems to have more meaning besides the obvious one and wonder if smeyer thought about it. She didn't.

Now you can go back to sleep and have nice little dreams, I love you 💖

[meadowmassacre]

What my favorite Cullens would wear if Twilight were set in 2020

Emmett:

[shiny-volvo-owner]

Twilight Reimagined:

Edward owns these in every color and wears them 7 days a week:

[princessnelrita]

ANGELA WEBER

[breakingisabella]

@twilightnet

to build a home // bella + edward’s alaskan apartment

inspired by an upcoming chapter of my fic “the newborn”