I Remember All of Them

I used to be directorshellhead. Jess. Fandom old, as in, I was doing fannish shit before smartphones existed, back when dialup internet and 14.4 modem connections were the norm. ETA I GUESS THIS IS A HEATED RIVALRY BLOG NOW. But it is still and will always be a Bucky blog as well! We know what we're about. Also included: Marvel fangirling, Chris Evans & Sebastian Stan thirst, a smattering of Horse Girl(tm) stuff, and other assorted nonsense. Permanently compromised by Bucky Barnes. Also weak for Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Maria Hill, Tony Stark, James Rhodes, and all the HTP trash I can hoard re: STRIKE, Alexander Pierce, and Vasily Karpov. We're dead dove friendly here. I ship so many ships that I've got an armada.

[shinywhatsoever]

credit: 보리꼬리 broccoli1221 (x)

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[catchymemes]

[dduane]

The best "online-ageism" rebuttal I think I've ever seen

Check this out.

...Gotta adapt this for myself to include CompuServe and Fidonet. :)

[doomhamster]

Reblogging for "I have usernames older than you".

[vaspider]

This username is older than a lot of people on Tumblr. I've been vaspider online since 1998.

My username can not only vote and drink, that bitch can rent a fucking car.

[lavenderprose]

Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.

[eddiegayass]

ILYA "HOLEMATIZED" ROZANOV.

[artsy-moonwalker]

fundamentally a good man

[myshangel]

instances of shane, the worlds most jock, calling ilya baby:

“Baby, what time is it?”

“Huh? Hold on, baby, I can’t hear you. Fuck, it’s loud in here.”

“Fuck, Ilya, yes, like that, baby, just like that, fuck—“

“Ilya, what’s— Are you crying? What’s wrong, baby, it’s okay, it’s— What’s wrong? Please, tell me, what’s wrong?”

“Fuckin’ A, Rozanov! Yes, baby! Fuck, that was a good one. C’mere.”

“Mm, baby, your feet are cold. Ah! Ilya, get your cold fucking feet off me. Put some socks on. Jesus.”

“Hold on, I’ll ask him— Baby, my mom wants to know if steak is good for dinner?”

“Your hair is so fluffy today. No, no, come back, let me— Yes. Thank you, baby.”

“Ilyusha. My baby. Ilyusha. You’re so pretty. Don’t laugh! I’m being serious!”

“You’re gonna have to skate better than that to beat me in the scoring race, baby, I’m locked in this season.”

“Fuck, baby, you’re burning up. No, asshole, I mean you’re sick. You can’t go to practice like this, don’t be fucking stupid.”

“Uh, just a beer, please. Thank you, baby, that’s perfect.”

“Ilya, baby, you want a pretzel?”

“Hi, baby. You looked good out there, that goal was fuckin’ insane.”

[amarriageoftrueminds]

[originaljinxhero]

if

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

shane would see their kids creepy drawings and be like wow, great job bud. you're so creative. meanwhile ilya is frantically googling is my child possessed and calling sveta asking her if the time they got 'cursed' by an old witch as kids was real because he thinks it skipped him and went to his kid and why doesn't shane see it

[grabmyboner]

some shit like this and shane just being like good imagination buddy and ilya is like shane where can we purchase sage

[oiboibabyboy]

[kissfromiris]

I THINK THAT IF YOU PUT A CERTAIN HASH TAG THEN THE HEART IS AUTOMATICALLY THAT FLAG. IM GOING TO USE THE LESBIAN FLAG AS A TEST RUN SO PLEASE ANSWER THE POLL HONESTLY.

IF THE ANSWER IS NO, TYPE WHAT FLAG YOU GOT INTO THE COMMENTS

DID YOU GET THE LESBIAN FLAG?

yes

no

just got a red heart

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO MORE PEOPLE CAN TEST MY THEORY🙏

[itspauarts]

more winter soldier art cause I luv him

[mohish-ko]

and Winter be like: "who the hell is Natasha?"

[okoyestrainee]

Firmly believe that everyone in professional hockey knows to be or should be scared of Shane Hollander. Have they ever seen him lose his shit? No. Have they ever seen him blow his top (no pun intended)? No. Is everyone certain he would absolutely fuck their shit up, verbally or physically, if given adequate reason and opportunity? Yes. Without question.

After Shane and Ilya are outed, then playing on the same team, I guarantee that underlying fear of Shane gets exponentially worse.

The problem? Ilya don’t duck fades—never has, never will. That menace of a man actively seeks out fades for himself and others. Oh, we fighting? I want some of that. I need that. Call me Ryan Coogler, because I get involved in that.

The bigger problem? Shane has some sort of sixth, seventh, and eighth sense for Ilya. He doesn’t have to be in the room, building, or country to know when his man is up to some bullshit. He also doesn’t have to know who started it and doesn’t particularly care. Be on your best fucking behavior, because you put your hands where? You raised your voice at who? You said what? Yes, I know we play an inherently violent sport, but you checked him into the boards a little too hard for my tastes. It looked personal, so now it’s personal. Seems like you had a problem, so now we have a problem. No, I don’t like how you looked at him while asking that question, so now I’m staring you down until you learn to watch your goddamn tone.

The biggest problem? Ilya knows. He knows and he loves it. Talk to me nice, my man is listening. Watch how you approach me, my husband is very protective. Don’t look at me too crazy, my baby can get crazier.

TLDR: Shane hears Kill Bill sirens when people breathe in Ilya’s direction. Ilya’s got “my man, my man, my man, my baby, my baby” playing in his head at all times.