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Horrible moment to be a dutch hadj moussa fan

#dutch nt #fifa world cup 2026

Because the world cup is starting soon im going to rate the dutch national team based on how they did previous times, how much i like them and vibes. Completely unbiased. Totally

Nathan Aké

9/10

good player, i like his vibes, my lil bro is a fan. What more can i say.

Brian Brobbey

5/10

So apparently he's been doing better now that he's not in ajax, which is good for him and bumps up his score a lot, but i can't hear or read his name without thinking of the ajax-panathinaikos back in 2024 so.

Memphis Depay

6/10

So the thing is, Memphis has made the most goals for the netherlands ever, and while i have full trust that record will be beaten one day (maybe by Van Persie jr) , its still the case.

That being said the man has high highs and really low lows and the fucking headband pissed me off so much last time that i just don't like him.

Virgil van Dijk

9/10

Very good at his job lol. Also i really liked him in the kpn cat ad a couple of years ago

Denzel Dumfries

10/10

Love him, no notes

(Lil brother used to call him domme vriezer, but like fondly. Now he owns merch. )

Mark Flekken

5.5/10

He exists.

Cody Gakpo

9.9/10

Love him, hope he scores lots. Unfortunately ex-psv but somehow still made me like him while being in psv

Ryan Gravenberch

6/10

Never really noticed him, which is not necessarily a bad thing

Jorrel Hato

6/10

Former Ajax player, never caught my attention. Pretty young tho, so i hope he does well!!

Jan Paul van Hecke

7/10

I like him, but i can't remember him ever standing out (to me at least)

Just hit the image limit, more coming soon!

#dutchblr #dutch nt #fifa world cup 2026

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

#my vision would be Bad #but otherwise #fine i guess #tho admittedly the eye issues do actually still affect me its just the difference between needing glasses and being legally blind iirc

uberfluss

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#🎉🤞❤️⚖️🙏🏼#interesting

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

#hiii archie <3 #team aqua

big-shlongus

⚠️ Spoilers for The Boys Series Finale!⚠️

How I lowkenuinely sleep knowing that Homelander, the deep, and butcher are all dead.

vind wel dat koeman jr nu mee moet naar het wk. Voor de penalty's :)

#dutchblr #dutch nt #tim krul maar dan omgekeerd

polldermodel

Is het moreel oké om een poll te maken wat de minst Nederlandse Nederlandse provincie is?

Ja tuurlijk

Nee dat zorgt alleen voor verdriet

Een derde optie

Is het moreel oké om een poll te maken wat de minst Nederlandse Nederlandse provincie is?

Ja tuurlijk

Nee dat zorgt alleen voor verdriet

Een derde optie

Voting ended onMay 23

#limburg #easy

annabelle--cane

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

#queue

inber

BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

theunsubtleknife

#queue

podcastwizard

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

#queue #sounds like something my mom would watch

pokeballvictimized

i think this particular gag has gone out of style but it really is always funny when movies make their soundtracks diegetic in situations where it makes absolutely no sense