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#1 dog mom

[manny-jacinto]

COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’

[bobacupcake]

i [23m] gave my girlfriend [21f] my discord password and she used it to hack into my account to change my theme from dark theme to light theme the new age of cyber crimes is here

[toastyboobs]

[bobacupcake]

anyways my favorite replies to this are the ones asking why im 23 meters tall and my girlfriend is 21 feet tall

[captainmarvel]

Thanks. It has pockets!

- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

[ryan-sometimes]

The fact 100% of the members of Green Day are bi is so funny to me because they've been a band since high school and that has to be the most perfect representation of the classic case of one person in a group coming out as queer and then everyone else comes out and you realise you were all queer all along

[ryan-sometimes]

Imagine being a member of Green Day and just

[larval-tear]

women pity me fish hardly acknowledge me

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

[campyvillain]

🔘if quizzes r quizzical then what r tests

[finalgirldean]

This doesn’t surprise me

[girlbossblackbeard]

the fact that the dude's last name is literally Meth really makes this post

[petfinder-names]

[konified]

Just got prescribed taking a nap on the couch for my mental health

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[theoneandmolly]

you're telling me this onicle is bi?

[theoneandmolly]

what's that? this former is trans too?

[pizzasnachosbutts-deactivated20]

[10knotes]

god i hate when my computer freezes

[ryebreadgf]

i think there is a very real conversation to be had around fast fashion... ppl get incredibly defensive over it as a topic very fast bc it feels like a personal attack and i understand that! it's true that it is often, in a very real way, the most accessible form of clothing for lower income people (along with thrifted clothes) but the key difference is that lower income people buy a pair of fast fashion jeans and wear them for 2-5 years. that is a huge difference to someone who does 400€ shein hauls every other month to keep up with current trends, uses those clothes like, twice and then uses the classism card when they are held accountable for it. that is just cowardice like you know very well you could afford ethically produced clothes if you wanted to but you don't want to!

[shock]

why did nobody fucking warn me about the bats that hang outside the pharmacy i just got my second covid shot and a bat flew up and sucked it right back out so now i have to do this shit all over again

[shock]

[headspace-hotel]

my package of dried mangoes assures me that they are made from “only the juiciest” mangoes, which is an interesting sentiment to me. “You would not BELIEVE how much water these bad boys had in them before we removed almost all of it.”

[dalaminaubis]

"This beef jerky was made from the juiciest goddamn cows you'd ever laid your eyes on. You could slap a side of this beef and hear a basketball hitting a gym floor. We had to wring those fuckers out like a shamwow for days."