Cyrillo / Ash

he/it/xe | 18

[ship-shore-faggots]

I made this in like 5 minutes after seeing the banner in R8SS because holy shit this set will either be so underwhelming or DEVASTATING

The original for comparison

[i-suggest-being-hairy]

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Hello, and welcome(back) to the "I suggest getting hairy" blog on Tumblr! If you know me, you're probably asking what happened to the other blog. The answer is absolutely nothing.

See, I stopped posting on that blog because it's attached to my main blog, ship-shore-faggots. And I've had ship-shore-faggots for years. I realized that if I got as risky and outspoken with my words as I wanted to be, I very easily could have my entire blog taken down! And that's not fun, so I have decided to relocate with the pleasure of an alt email. The original blog will be kept up for archival purposes.

Just for a refresher, hi, I'm Cyrillo/Ash, I'm an 18 year old, fat, hairy butch lesbian soon-to-be on HRT with a love for uplifting hairy bodies like mine. This blog is inspired by blogs such as isuggestforcefem, i suggest getting fatter, and other such blogs!

Body hair and its liberation isn't a fetish to me in the slightest and anyone is allowed to interact with my content! However, many "I suggest" blogs in a similar strain to mine are not safe for those under the age of 18, which is why I personally enforce a "anyone can interact, please don't follow if you're under 18." If you're close to being 18(~a month or so), that's cool. Anything more than that, interact casually and wait to follow.

Also, my blog is politically queer, pro-LIOMOGAI, pro-choice, pro-contradictory labels, anti-censorship, and I generally hold a "I don't care" or a "I do care but I'm mature enough to stay quiet about it" policy with things that are more internet "discourse" as opposed to things rooted in history and in my own experiences. It's because of this that I block freely as opposed to having a set-in-stone don't interact list.

So! With all that out of the way, I'll get this info on the former blog now and start engaging with y'all!

[i-suggest-getting-hairy]

Hello!! Please interact with this blog if you wish to continue engaging with me in this manner 💞

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[ship-shore-faggots]

[theeternaljackal]

I was gifted 45 bags of rice, beans and oatmeal this morning, my friends. 45. What is a man to do with 45 bags of all of this? Please, drop your favorite recipes that includes them!

[ship-shore-faggots]

Get ahold of a math book publisher

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[cosmikazie]

due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events

[melorosss]

Wip

[samoiiyed]

mumbo's (not so great) experience turning 30

[marigoldendragon]

All roads lead to death

[demilypyro]

cog in the machine: thats sad

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

cock in the machine: dont do that

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[mxshrimp]

Tango "it's totally falling tnt, isn't it?"

Etho "no it's not"

Tango "falling, look up"

Scar "whoa what's that?"

Etho "it's actually a tnt minecart :D"

[akarinehe]

best duo

[traumatizedpomelo]

[lucy from charlie brown voice] the doctor is IN!!!!!!!!!!!

[shiamiko]

[dogposts]

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

[gayluigi]

This is so freaking profound. Like, this was before the advent of the personal camera. Not just anyone owned a camera in these days. Cameras were expensive, and so was the film. When you were recording shit, it had to be stuff you were willing to shell out a pretty penny to have preserved. Someone so deeply and profoundly loved these dogs and found joy in them that they decided to preserve them for future generations to see, after these pups are long dead and gone. This camera operator wanted to preserve the joy these dogs brought them and to share it with others. How incredible is that?

[no-one-offical]

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