You will not find Narnia in the closet.

Geeky farmer aiming to be an EMT. afab trans (dude?). Everything is complicated. They/them or He/him

[shipaddictsendhelp]

[shipaddictsendhelp]

ARE YOU OKAY???? I get nervous sometimes

Yeah anon I'm ok. Are you ok?

[stability]

[ossimatic]

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shipaddictsendhelp]

Long time tumblr. I am still alive. And i kinda miss you. @snowcatmoon @pineappleslapper @accidental-ducky @safetyrepublic @quilatrin @lady-sigyn How is everybody? Do people still use this site? What’d i miss?

[keybladesoras]

Rosa’s girlfriend Jocelyn.

[moonlightingcurse]

sorry but this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[just-shower-thoughts]

The weirder the porn you do, the less likely your friends are to admit they saw you in it.

[shipaddictsendhelp]

How is online dating going for you? 

[feministism]

[jheselbraum]

You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

My last name is culturally important to me

His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it

I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it

I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage

I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference

I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement

I want my husband to take MY name

[squirrellygirlart]

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

[shipaddictsendhelp]

I like my name.

It’s a connection to my family.

Changing it seems outdated and strange.

I want him to take my name.

Or just hyphenate the shit out of it.

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[ricc-ii-deactivated20201015]

I expected a different ending to that

[ruinedchildhood]

The Incredibles 2 (2018) Official Teaser Trailer

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

I’m about to finally watch brokeback mountain

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

It’s been two minutes I can already feel the gay

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

That’s one hot sex scene

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Noooooo why he not saying anything back

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Ultimate Top Behaviour: The Silent Treatment

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Ultimate Gay Move: “I’m not queer”

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

I’m so turned on it hurts just two gays having chemistry will one of them die

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Oh no the oldie saw them

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Oh my fucking god that loving smile

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

40 minutes and they’re already fighting this isn’t supposed to come for another half hour

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

He in love 😢

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Did he really just get married

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Wow alma is pretty cute can I marry her

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Wow Anne Hathaway is doing a pretty good job to have me fall in love with her again

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Um. Why aren’t my gays gay

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

AHHHHHH THEY KISS

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

FUCK SHE SAW WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Finally they’re together again wholesome gay couple

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Fighting again, are we, boys?

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Is that. Is that Chief Jim Hopper.

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Chief is u gay

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

My ultimate aesthetic is sad, gay cowboys

[dailytipsfrompadfoot]

Jokes on me. I want happy cowboys.

[theslaybymic]

Don’t mess with a cosplayer. After her boss set up a new dress code banning ponytails and “cultural head wraps,” June J Rivas decided to protest by dipping into her costume closet. There are so many more photos and awesome comment reactions.

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