dylan m.

markhelly love child (sorry gemma)

[deerest-deer]

whenever i see tiktoks criticizing melissa as a character i feel so understood

[shipmanslawyer]

hi dylan 😯😯🦟 guess who

my wife i'd hope...

[shipmanslawyer]

hmmmm who might it be

[shipmanslawyer]

hi dylan 😯😯🦟 guess who

my wife i'd hope...

[soapyjackets]

i wonder how that account that posted ‘mari is not pitgirl’ everyday is doing

[shipmanslawyer]

do you think they became pit girl as well

[shipmanslawyer]

i don't log into tumblr for two weeks and now there's Tumblr reels. are you fucking shitting me.

[before-it-felt-like-a-sin]

Honestly s3 Shauna isn't real to me. Not my little meow meow. Not MY Shauna.

[before-it-felt-like-a-sin]

I rlly want a s4 but it’s not looking great tbh I need to see a post rescue timeline omggg😭

I know, I'm high-key worried they're gonna cancel it because of the backlash but I'm very much hoping that writers and producers realize that they can fix what happened in season three if they do better on season four. I would hate for the final season to be season three, not only because I want another season, but because I know they can save what they did if writers and directors work at it.

[jokeson-u]

idk how to explain it but that final scene with natalie on the mountain was the first time all season where i actually felt like i was watching the correct show

[yellowjacketsaddict-deactivated]

So i just saw a tiktok where someone said that the screaming from the trees in yj was actually planes/helicopters trying to find them. What's interesting to me ab that is that it may be true. There's no way that no one was looking for them and also they knew the approximate location of the crash as mentioned in s1e1. They thought it was screaming from the trees because they've been disconnected from reality for so long and gone completely insane. With that logic, the sounds were so loud that they interpreted them as that and tried to hide/run away from them and because of that it took them 19 months to rescue them. ALSO THERE'S NO WAY NO ONE SAW THE SMOKE FROM THE CABIN BURNING DOWN. Like it was burning for WEEKS. Can you tell im going insane?? ALSO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me your thoughts and theories i want to hear more :))

[shipmanslawyer]

this aged well :))

[shipmanslawyer]

i am now shipmanslawyer, say what you want but I'm riding with her till the day that i damn die

[enasolos]

i finally realised the main reason i was so dissatisfied with the final. its because of how tame all the girls were 😭 in the pilot, we see a bunch of teenage girls going feral and ritualistically hunting down their friend, not saying a single world, just screaming and making animal noises. It’s like they aren’t even human anymore, they’ve all seemingly gone completely insane, they strip the body naked, slit her throat, and finally they eat her. wordlessly, they eat their friend, seemingly complicit and with no regrets. Its interesting, And then the final rolls around and its like “hey so they were actually all sane and didn’t want to eat her and were all forced into it by big scaaaary shauna while also planning their escape” and it feels like such a BORING COPOUT 💔💔💔💔💔 for a show thats meant to be about insane cannibals, the writers seem very scared to actually make all their characters fucked up, so they made shauna and lottie their big evil villains and make everything bad that happens their doing, while painting the others as these good sane heroes fighting back against the crazy girls, this is NAWT the crazy cannibals i signed up for✊

[whoreiorcats]

Adam Scott at every opportunity: Mark is madly in love with Helly, she’s his raison d’etre, his everything, he’s her right hand arm man. Her silly rabbit.

Britt Lower at every opportunity: What if Helly and Gemma got together though? What if they were in love, couldn’t that be beautiful and true? What do you think, Dichen?

Dichen Lachman: I think Ms Casey is very doe-like with a curious nature :3

[javiimartinez]

dhauna shipamn is probably shauna sadecki from the adult timeline. thougjts on this theory?

[shipmanslawyer]

wait you're onto something..... the fact that both their names are Shauna too? hmmmmmm

[shipmanslawyer]

my teacher is asleep next to me on the bus...

FEELING: awkward 😶

[skinnydoll88-deactivated2025090]

Can yall start using tumblr like teenagers on nickelodeon used slap.com? xx

[shipmanslawyer]

just found out i was fourth on the state english comp!!! FEELING: Dissapointed 🥲

[simply-simplid]

One last prayer circle before the season 3 final:

Not my Mari not my Mari not my Mari oh wilderness if you can hear me please don’t take my Mari she’s just a girl your honor a dumb mean girl but she’s funny your honor and shouldn’t that be enough? Not my Mari not my Mari not my Mari please spare my Mari please it would be so funny and cool if you did

[shipmanslawyer]

she was not too sexy for the pit

[brainsforbrains]

I hate that the yellowjackets creators dropped the tai senator plot because i have so many questions. No one recognized her when they dined-and-dashed? No one recognized the black, lesbian, traumatized senator that they voted for? They don’t recognize her with a red-head side chick instead of simone who was in her promotional photos?