I haven't read this much fic in probably well over a year, of course it's TEEN WOLF fandom that drags me back into desperately hungry reading, where I can't even go trawling for fic without stopping to read one (when I'm supposed to be in gathering mode, not consuming mode!) because the stupid sexy werewolves are giving me feelings or making me laugh or possibly both. Listen. You have not known true fear until you're sitting in public, reading about Stiles narrating what a knot feels like, and laughing hysterically and desperately hoping no one asks you what's so funny. You all should join me in this special hell, there's soooooo much good stuff here!
TEEN WOLF - STUPID SEXY WEREWOLVES: ✦ Hide Of A Life War by Etharei, derek/stiles & sheriff & cast, NSFW, 26.1k “We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...” The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself. ✦ Gordian Knot (Of Sex) by tourdefierce, derek/stiles, NSFW, 5.8k Losing his virginity was hard enough when Lydia Martin was his sole focus. Now there are werewolves involved and this is way crazier. For one, there are a lot more dicks involved. (To be fair, in some of his fantasies, Lydia Martin had an impressive rubber cock.) Either way, Stiles doesn't know why he thought getting rid of his pesky virginity was going to be easier with Derek involved—the guy is practically allergic to doing anything the easy way and that includes Stiles. Being done. Because he's easy. What. ✦ Wordlessly by coffeeinallcaps, derek/stiles & cast, NSFW, 3.2k It wasn't 'Derek doesn't use his words' as much as it was that 'Derek doesn't use his words to communicate what he wants'. ✦ The Bestiary Does Not Know Best by knarcelestial, derek/stiles & sheriff, 2.2k “I will find you and I will kill you if I think what’s happened has happened and it turns out to be your fault.” It’s a moment’s pause before Derek really gathers enough of himself to respond to this. “With all due respect sir, you’re at my house so you’ve pretty much already found me.” And before his brain can catch up with him and his body follows to throw itself into a ditch somewhere far, far away, Derek plows forward with a very valid question, “And for what exact reason are you quoting Liam Neeson to me at six o'clock in the morning?”
✦ The Tricks and Capers of the Mountain Stiles by Noxnthea, derek/stiles & scott/allison/isaac, 2k “This really isn’t so bad. I mean, no, if I’d had to pick an animal to shift into, it sure as fuck wouldn’t be this, but I bet it could be useful. After all, who’d expect this? I can totally picture Scott’s face when he — oooooh.” “No.” “But what if…yes?” “…” “Don’t look at me like that. It’d be hilarious. C’mon, I’m the one that got nonconsensually turned into a werecreature during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway weekend. Lemme have some fun with it.” “…” “Don’t be such a sourwolf. Please?” “…Fine.” ✦ Skin Deep by sarcasmismyweapon, derek/stiles, 2.2k Derek wakes up in the middle of the night only to find that the body that should be asleep next to him is now vacant of their bed. Begrudgingly the werewolf goes in search of said body only to find quite an interesting sight, forced once more to save Stiles from himself. ✦ Settle. Stop. Sleep. by Lenore, derek/stiles, 1.4k Goblins are trying to eat Stiles. Derek thinks he needs a nap. ✦ Fascination by kalpurna, derek/stiles & scott, NSFW, 3.3k Stiles is sitting in English class when the thought first occurs to him. They’ve been talking about the ending of Jane Eyre, and Rochester’s fate, and the concept of disability as punishment, and his mind jumps to Derek ordering him to cut off his arm, and he wonders idly whether the arm would have grown back or, more likely, just healed over the stump immediately, and huh, he thinks with a sudden thrill, huh, there’s no way Derek Hale is circumcised. ✦ be here in the morning just to hear me say by hito, derek/stiles & cast, 5.8k When Scott ditches Stiles for Allison and the rest of the pack goes back to ignoring him as usual, Stiles decides to get a dog. A cat wouldn't get along with the pack, but a puppy would have to, right? ...Or not. Most definitely not. Who knew? ✦ Little Talks by pollitt, derek/stiles & sheriff, 1.2k Or, five times the Sheriff called Derek 'son,' and one time he didn’t (but he meant it) ✦ From the Cradle to the Grave by jezziejay, derek/stiles & sheriff, 4.2k It’s not that the sheriff doesn’t like Derek. It’s just that he thinks Stiles could do better. But Stiles has been an adult for over two years now, so he can make his own choices. Even if they are terrible. Also, the sheriff doesn’t like Derek. ✦ One more day by Wolftraps, derek/stiles & claudia, 1.4k SOS MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY. IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE REQUIRED. Derek stares at the text, newest in a line of them that he’s been receiving all day. Starting with “I think we might have a problem." and continuing on through “def have prob?!" and “SNAFU, under control" all the way to “DON’T PANIC" and “I see dead people."
✦ Promise You'll Look After Him by DiscontentedWinter, derek/stiles & sheriff & cast, nsfw, rape/non-con themes, READ THE WARNINGS, 9.9k Sheriff Stilinski is used to dealing with victims of violent crime. He knows how to approach kids who've been beaten and sexually assaulted. Except this time it's his son. It's Stiles. ✦ Of Mice and Wolves by tsukinofaerii, derek/stiles & scott & danny, 2.2k When Scott shows up in the middle of the night with a shoebox and a desperate expression, Danny knows exactly how to react. Unfortunately, slamming the door is less effective than you might think. ✦ Pack Dynamics Among Born Werewolves by alocalband, derek/stiles, nsfw, convention au, 3k A Werewolf Convention AU in which both Derek and Stiles are complete nerds about supernatural politics. ✦ Asking for It by FicBaal (illbeintheend), derek/stiles, 1.9k “I want you to take what I’m about to say very seriously, Derek. I know you don’t understand this because you’re a werewolf, and you’ve always been a werewolf, and you guys heal right away or take each other’s pain, but I was alone in the ER—Melissa wasn’t even on shift, and they gave me the good stuff, Derek. The really good stuff. Derek, are you listening?” It had been a long night. ✦ Unsanctioned Sleepovers by allourheroes, derek/stiles & sheriff & cast, 1.7k Sheriff Stilinski definitely didn't agree to sleepovers just because he accidentally found out about Stiles and Derek. Or: Five times the Sheriff makes an attempt to discourage Derek sleeping over and one time he encourages it. ✦ Where to Search for Snow by suburbanmotel, derek/stiles & cast, 8.9k Stiles and his Gigantic Repressed Feelings accidentally affect the weather. A lot. Like. A lot. “It’s snowing, Stiles,” says Derek. Stiles looks up. He nods. “Yeah. Yeah it is.” Derek looks at him. “It’s snowing, Stiles. In your bedroom.” ✦ Whereabouts for Werewolves by convolutedConcussion, derek/stiles & cast, 9k Derek glares at him, growling, an inch from his face and he seems to be waiting for Stiles to break the silence. So he squeaks, “I brought pie.” ✦ Wish I Was the Moon Tonight by BewareTheIdes15, derek/stiles, NSFW, 8.1k “You wanna fuck me.” He purrs it like the certainty that Derek would love to pretend it isn’t. Worse, like a dare, because Stiles plays with werewolves like other kids use street drugs. ✦ Breaking the law by Denyce, stiles & scott & sheriff & parrish & derek, 1k Whether he wants it to or not, Parrish has a front row seat to a, Stilinski vs Stilinski dynamic. Or the one where Stiles wins one for the pack, but he and Scott still end up getting grounded. ✦ Bad Karma by kaistrex (weishen), derek/stiles & oc, outsider pov, university au, 1.6k Josh has come to learn that everything about Stilinski is a little odd.
✦ Supernatural Steakout. by EverythingRara, derek/stiles, NSFW, 1.6k It had sounded a lot more fun in theory. He’d imagined they’d get food, sit in the car, chat for a bit— Then bam! The supernatural killer of the week would show up, wham, bam, thank you ma’am, and they’d be home in time for some kinky sex. Okay, so maybe his expectations were more than a little unrealistic—but it always looked so much cooler in movies than in real life. ✦ Stiles Stilinski resident Tease. by TheBeastsWrite (orphan_account), derek/stiles, NSFW, 1.2k Prompt: Hi, can you make a sterek fic where derek is too afraid to go all the way with stiles for fear of hurting him so stiles makes a plan to turn him on all day by baking, doing chores, and saying certain things sexually until derek can't take it anymore? ✦ We're Adorable by alphagottadonk, derek/stiles & scott/kira & isaac & allison & lydia, 1.2k “Yes, because popping a boner in a car full of people who have to smell it is just adorable,” Isaac scoffed, shoving at Stiles’ feet when he pushed them against Isaac’s leg. “It is adorable. Look at how embarrassed he is because of me,” Stiles hummed, grinding down against him to punctuate the ‘me’ and Derek groaned before pressing his mouth against Stiles’ shoulder to try and muffle it. ✦ Sheriff Stilinski's Guide to Courting by orphan_account, derek/stiles & sheriff, 3.2k John would rather not actively participate in his son’s love life, thank you very much. But he was pretty sure he didn't have a choice. ✦ mole problems by Captain_Loki, derek/stiles, NSFW, 1.4k The thing that Derek Hale hates the most about Stiles Stilinski, other than his penchant for being right and his ability to poke at buttons Derek didn’t even know he had…is the stupid fucking mole just above the crack of his ass. ✦ Plot Twist: Derek's Still a Virgin by coffeeinallcaps, derek/stiles, NSFW, 3k “I’m a virgin. Do you need me to spell it out for you? I. Am. A. Virgin. I am a virgin. I, Derek Hale—” “Okay, I get it, I get it,” Stiles says. “I’m just gonna need some time to digest this information, that’s all.”
✦ Let's Just by coffeeinallcaps, derek/stiles, NSFW, 1.2k “Let’s just,” Stiles gasps against Derek’s mouth, both of his hands tugging ineffectively at Derek’s belt, “let’s just— oh, fuck—” His dick fits into Derek’s palm like they were made for each other, Stiles’ dick and Derek’s palm, a match made in heaven, and Derek runs his thumb around the head and nods. Yeah, he thinks as Stiles breathes out a hot wet moan into the curve of his neck, impatiently bucks up into the circle of Derek’s hand. Let’s just. ✦ boys will be boys by HalfFizzbin, derek/stiles & oc, 1.3k Schedule a parent-teacher conference with the Hales at your own risk. ✦ he is and as he is by avocadomoon, derek/stiles & derek/kate, 1.1k First times and muffins. ✦ Flannel and Brass by hannah_baker, derek/stiles & sheriff, 3.5k John Stilinski somehow finds himself in the middle of a casual investigation into his son's life. And isn't wholly pleased with what he finds. Or, the one where the Sheriff digs around in his son's room multiple times and doesn't find drugs. ✦ With Teeth by Nanoochka, derek/stiles, NSFW, ~1k In which Derek and Stiles have sex for the first time, and no amount of fanfiction in the world could have prepared him for this. ✦ The One Where Stiles Vets Derek's Girlfriends by uraneia, derek/stiles & scott & cora & isaac, 2k Across the loft, Cora claps her hands. “Okay, new rule. Any time Derek wants a date, one of us has to vet her first.” Scott, who’s actually upside down on Derek’s couch, in apparent celebration of their defeat of the alpha pack—which somehow ended with Kali trying to give Derek her number, and he still doesn’t know how that happened, because he’s the worst alpha ever—says, “You know who’s got really good people instincts?”
✦ Jurisdiction by elisera, derek/stiles & sheriff, nsfw, rape/non-con themes, READ THE WARNINGS, 7k John is a pretty level-headed guy. He wasn’t always, back during his own Sturm und Drang period, but he married a firecracker of a woman and got a kid with an affinity for trouble like he got payed for ending up in it, so someone had to level out or they would’ve ended up living in a treehouse or Lapland doing god knows what. Anyway, getting a hold of his temper is one of John’s better life achievements. It makes him a good sheriff and it kept him from blowing his lid too badly those last two years when Stiles started acting out in a way that John had never seen before. But the temper is still there. He’s reminded of it when he comes home on a random Saturday in March after spilling his milkshake all over his uniform shirt only to notice he didn’t have a spare in the station and finds Stiles bend over the kitchen sink with hunched shoulders. ✦ Darling It Is No Joke by thehoyden, derek/stiles & sheriff & scott, NSFW, au, 13.2k The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper. ✦ There's A Wolf-Shaped Float In This Parade by concernedlily, derek/stiles & sheriff, 7.5k Two ways Sheriff Stilinski finds out and one he doesn't. ✦ The Scent of Mate by Jerakeen, derek/stiles, NSFW, sex pollen, 1.5k "You smell like mate." ✦ The Proposal(s) by theroguesgambit, derek/stiles, 1.6k At the honeymoon resort, someone makes the mistake of asking for the proposal story. It’s meant innocently enough, the type of thing most couples are more than happy to gush about. Stiles snorts into his glass and Derek’s eyes narrow. He makes a pointed noise that’s probably meant as warning, but Stiles just puts down the glass and leans across the table, smirking. “Which one would you like? We’ve got two hundred and fourteen of them.” ✦ all you're giving me is friction by drunktuesdays, derek/stiles, nsfw, 4.7k Stiles is Alpha bait.
