[trippyytrip]

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

[lennonlively-deactivated2012121]

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

[loveatitsfinest]

JUST A PSA:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE [phone]) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

[aesfetic-deactivated20150917]

Drink your water. Eat your greens. Masturbate regularly. Defeat bullies. Exfoliate weekly. Use luxury shampoo. Sleep early. Wake early. Socialize with friends. Thank your parents. Live in peace.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Work is hell." (comic by AxbyMag)

[leepacey]

[thekatitube]

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

[tinyjavs-deactivated20130624]

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

[yearofthe-flood-deactivated2020]

Holy shit, this is the greatest

[avaaste]

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad. THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER. THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

[justcomingalongfortheride]

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

[illidanandcats-deactivated20180]

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

[sushinfood]

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

[bleutempete]

2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

[kawaiiibatman]

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DiCaprio

[bleutempete]

[the-internet-addict-deactivated]

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

[genssodos]

May:

[gagsy-kiryuin-deactivated201412]

June:

[sirvegas]

Wonder how July is gonna be

[toroshitken]

i will keep reblogging this each month

[argentsunshine]

July:

[bruhsona-deactivated20181124]

August:

[sleeping-with-sirens-omf]

HOW TO FLIRT IN A MUSEUM: Introduce yourself and then say ‘I would shake your hand but that signs says not to touch the masterpieces.’

[devanandlaci-deactivated2017100]

[littleharleythings-blog]

[frankoceanvevo]

[aurordream]

A sample of the twitter reaction to the great british bake off scandal

[bonerpieisgonenow]

Britain: the rebellion

[buzzfeed]

The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

*stands up*

*salutes*

*applauds forever*