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(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

iuyitdz

I absolutely love this dress!!!

byjove

every time I’m in public and I do that reassuring normal person curtesy smile at someone while I’m passing by them in a store I feel like I look like Dexter Morgan

byjove

me, acknowledging the presence of a random middle aged woman in the cotton ball section of CVS:

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

elronthemage

a cross bow

Heck yeah >:]

shirestrawberry144

I got the best one!!!!

#idk how to tag this

inkskinned

my most ungrounded and unresearched fear is that so many companies are pushing AI in part because it builds them a pathway towards a subscription model for a huge number of things that should not be subscription, but theoretically could be:

do you want to talk to verizon's help desk because there's an error on your bill? to access a real agent, you have to pay for Verizon Access+, only 5.99 a month.

want to filter out all the fake job postings from the real ones? subscribe to Indeed: Advanced Tactics and only verified postings will appear on your dash.

sick of the infinite ai slop? buy Google Premium; it'll automatically detect ai within a site and gives it a credibility score. with premium plus, you can shuffle high-credibility results to the top.

do you want a "luxury" experience? well, you'd have to pay for that luxury, and since the company sure doesn't want to pay its employees; the cost would fall to the consumer.

when automation has made every experience unpleasant; the experience of genuine humanity will be commodified.

marzipanandminutiae

This is already happening – one of the softwares used by a museum I work at only lets you talk to a human help agent if you have their premium subscription. It's such bullshit

inkskinned

the fact you are not the only one in these notes saying "no this is already happening; i have to pay money to speak to a representative" is just... really awesome! you said a software used by museums is doing this shit? okay! great! wonderful!! anybody know where i can scream

shirestrawberry144

Ordering takeout? To access real food instead of AI food, please make a small deposit (as in, your soul) to Satan. It's the least you can do. Enjoy!

#shitpost #anti ai

bebsi-cola

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

solareclipseeee

I PAINTED CONAN GRAY!!

if anyone cares :,)

i thought it was cool anyway

my first ever attempt at a portrait please good lord never again it gave me too much anxiety 😭

shirestrawberry144

No, this is really good!

#conan gray #idk how else to tag this

sourcarmellia

i can't be the only person who hates being called neurospicy. it's such a weird term. i'm neurodivergent. i'm disabled. call me that.

ravendraw3

my dear underrated sokka 🩵

dogpuppy

lesbianeo

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

mysilent879

lostinhistory

fouroclockwren

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

hipster

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again

lifeafterpsychiatry

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!