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EXISTENCE IS FUTILE

Tip them over the edge this year with our new Dead Fancy greeting card. 

It’s blank inside, so whatever occasion you want to gift them a tiny existential crisis for, it’s perfect.

Check it out online here.

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shit’s fucked.

get ready for another dystopian summer with our cheerfully retro, painfully honest shirt design.

Check it hour in the shop here.

[bigdafty]

I hate it here.

everthing is awful, let people know you’d legit rather be anywhere else with our new shirt.

Check it out in the shop here.

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I HOPE YOU LIKE DOG SH*T!

Manage expectations this birthday, with one of our Dead Fancy greeting cards.

Disarmingly adorable, needlessly mean, they're great birthday gifts for that one particular weirdo.

Grab one online here.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like… FASCISM. 

Gearing up for another normal Christmas, here on Normal Island. 

New darkly funny and unfortunately relatable Christmas card for people whose neighbour’s decorations are a bit… “enthusiastic” this year. 

Great xmas gifts for normal friends. 

Buy online here.

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Santa’s not f*cking around this year. 

Fight back in The War on Christmas with our riotously funny Anti-Trump / Pro-Christmas greeting card. 

Great gifts for normal friends this holiday season. 

Buy online here.

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Happy Pride lads! 🏳️‍🌈

There’s still plenty of month left to go - so grab a tee as sassy, shady and silly as you for the parade this year, with our collection of cute, funny shirts. 

Featuring camp retro art, vintage charm and modern shade.

Wear it loud and proud - whatever kind of one you are, there’s one for you.

Shop the collection here, individual designs below: 

GAY AS HECK

I’M DIVINE

MY ANXIETY IS SEVERE

GAY LIFE STORIES

DOLLY PARTON FOR PRESIDENT

OH WE F*CKING

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Happy Pride Month!

Get sticky and serve cunt this year with our range of cute, queer, camp and chaotic holographic stickers. 

Featuring drag icons, weird vintage LGBT art, pop culture fun and wildly inappropriate humour. 

Great little shiny treats for pride month and beyond. 

Shop the collection here, individual links below: 

SERVING C*NT

CHE-R GUEVARA

SATAN WAS A LESBIAN

100% SAVAGE

BORN TO BE WILDE

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

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Buckle up, buttercups - love it or loathe it pride month is almost here, and your wardrobe is begging for backup and tatty joggers ain’t going to cut it when you’re sashaying through parades, ducking glitter bombs or spilling the tea with your squad. here’s part of our range of pride shirts that say “i’m here, i’m queer, let’s get weird”:

🫖  SPILL THE TEA

👹  SATAN WAS A LESBIAN

🏳️‍🌈  QUEER ALL YEAR

🍑  BUTT STUFF?

🌟  CHE‑R GUEVARA

📚  BORN TO BE WILDE

Click through the design you like, or check out the whole range in store.

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START THE STEAL! 

The best time to steal the election was November 2024 - the second best time is right now. 

Buy online here.

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Summer’s coming! 

Prepare yourself and spread a little love with our funny, flirty and f*cking inappropriate t-shirt.

Disarmingly cute, kitsch retro artwork and an alarmingly dirty slogan. 

Great gifts for naughty mates. 

Buy online here.

[wearedeadfancy]

Let them know this ain’t your first rodeo with our new rootin’ tootin’ and hella cutin’ vintage style shirts. 

Great gifts for anxious cowpokes this summer.

Available in a range of colours and styles online here.

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🌸 I HATE IT HERE 🌸

Everything is so awful right now, wear your despair everywhere and spread some smiles whilst screaming internally with our new kitsch vintage t-shirts and stickers.

Disarmingly cute retro illustration and a caption that captures the shambles that is literally everything.

Great gifts for fellow doomers, links below: 

🔗 Grab the shirt online here.

🔗 Check out the sticker here.

🛒 Browse our full collection here.

[wearedeadfancy]

Get fancy and bring your big “I’d rather be at home” vibes wherever you go this summer with our range of darkly snarky and disarmingly kitsch vintage style shirts. 

Adorable retro artwork and silly little slogans. 

Shop the whole collection here, individual links below: 

I MISS THE DRUGS

HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA

DEAD INSIDE

PUNK AS HECK

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Christmas is going to be super f*cking weird this year. 

Lean right into it with our new anti-Donald Trump Christmas card. 

Buy online here.

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Apparently Halloween is also for kids? Huh. 

Spookify the little terror in your life this Halloween with our funny and HORRIFYINGLY adorable baby clothes and onesies!

Great simple trick or treat costumes for your tiny monster.

Shop the full Halloween range here, individual links below: 

I NEED TO UNWIND

JOIN THE FANG CLUB

PROTECT YA NECK

STUCK ON SHUFFLE

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Halloween is coming - LOOK SPOOKY! 

This Halloween, stay snuggly and spooky with our vintage-style sweaters! 

Featuring cute zombies, big booty ghosts, drunk pumpkins, lesbian satan and all your totally normal Halloween faves. 

Classic Halloween vibes with a side of humor. Perfect for binge watching horror movies, standing awkwardly in the kitchen at Halloween parties or staying cosy whilst trick or treating.

Great gifts for spooky friends. Shop the full collection here, individual links below: 

SATAN WAS A LESBIAN

LET’S GET SHEET FACED

BOOOTY

GHOST STORIES

JOURNEY INTO FEAR

GIRL DINNER FUN CLUB