Hello Americans. Sorry, âHowdyâ.
Hereâs the thing - thanks to the haunted satsuma who rules over you, we will shortly be forced to stop selling directly to the USA.Â
On August 29th, the de minimis exemptions will be eliminated, meaning any commercial mail going from the UK (where we are) to the US will now be subject to heavy tariffs and duty costs, that make it unfeasible to carry on - weâve left the decision late in case old cheeto dick TACOâd out of it, but it looks like itâs going ahead.
We know, itâs a big old kick in the balls for us and hundreds of other small businesses in the UK - but unless youâre all happy to pay $80 for a greeting card, we just donât see how we can move forward.Â
Weâll still be trading in the rest of the world and are looking into alternative fulfilment for the USA in the future, if we find anything that works, we will let you know.
SO! Basically, if youâre in America, youâve got until 28th August (less than TEN DAYS) to grab one of our snarky vintage greeting cards.
Not sure why, but this Donald Trump one seemed apt and due to demand last year, we ordered a whole bunch of these, so it would be great if we can sell them out before the deadline drops!Â
You can grab one or two or ten from our Etsy store here.
We have over 100 designs in store now, adorable insults for most if not all occasions.Â
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - DF










