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[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

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[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

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[deepend-swimmer]

drivers turning into stowe corner next year given how massive landostand is going to be

[l0veyourselfirst]

help, this looks like they’re giving the wedding speech

[otherparties]

pulled a pole lap directly out of his ass. got quizzed on rules regulations and technicalities and had the absolute time of his fucking life. spent the entire race predicting the strategies of three different cars simultaneously. yabbadabbadoo. t-pose.

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new meme template

[jbbuckybarnes]

landoscar ghost AU where both of them are just ghosts constantly gossiping about everything they're seeing Waldorf and Statler style

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[xiry228]

[sweetstroo]

Watched The Long Walk 2 days ago, yeah

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[nookinthecorner]

LAWBLADJAR MY BELOVED

[rirwick]

“You are my destiny.”

[lesbianmastermind]

These four are the pieces I made for the 2026 DBDA Reverse Bang, and they are companion pieces to @coraline-piange 's fanfiction, catch me (i'm falling) (9350 words) by purposefullyinlove

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[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Recent discourse reminds me of that cult indoctrination trick that's often used to weed out more difficult marks early on, where they tell you all that you aren't allowed to eat rice on Tuesdays and then if you protest they go "wow SOMEBODY likes rice a little much huh" as if you're the fucking weirdo who cares too much about how much rice is consumed between Monday and Wednesday instead of them.

And this forces you to decide whether your autonomy matters to you more than the approval of the group - while they'll still act like you're on thin ice either way, if you give in at this point they know you're theirs forever, because now they've established a foothold, you've shown a moral weakness, which they will brand you with so it can be used against you in the future ("hey RICE-addict here doesn't want help break into the city records office") to force you to double-down and isolate you further.

And if instead you do decide to push back further, after your abrupt departure from the group ("You're seriously leaving us over RICE?!? Seriously?") and subsequent ostracism, you can then be used as a demonstration to the others who were more pliable, of how the outgroup is full of people like you who are obsessed with violating the No-Tuesday-Rice rule to the point where they'll abandon all their friends, who cared so much for them, so it clearly isn't an arbitrary restriction, you're the kind of monster these rules are intended to protect them from, thus all the other wise and esoteric precepts of the charismatic leader are implied to be equally justified.

[doomhamster]

This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!

[w00lzyy]

Miami was like.. ages ago, but i will never forget their fits n livery <3