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What even are pants?

"Fuckin dumbass leg condoms"

Paige

#shitpaigesays #paige #pear #paper #shit #shit paige says #pierre

You can't just give us toads of black!

Paige

I'm almost hunctioning hormune

Paige

"There is no health care in a my apple-ridden town." ~Paige

You're a cinnamon tent

Paige

#cinnamon #tent #shitpaigesays #insult #compliment?#whatispaige

"I survive on spite and oranges alone."

Paige

#backatdaknowledgebuilding #knowledge #shitpaigesays #paige #oranges #spite

The last sperm is devoured.

Paige

#sperm #devoured #thegreatspermrace #shitpaigesays #paige #sperms

I just love my sons so much. And some of them aren’t even real.

Paige

#shitpaigesays #myson #paige #fictional

“Wanna see my secret full-body Poe?”

Paige

#fullbodypoe #poe #starwars #lmao #shitpaigesays #stickers

"Why am I paler than myself? This hand is like raw chicken the other is cooked chicken."

Paige

#chicken

Don’t touch my Jello body.

Paige

#jello #body #jellobody #donttouch #shitpaigesays #lmao #same

Vargouba.” “Anoptious.” “Granogra Brog.

Paige

#vargouba #granogra #brogs #vagina #granola #obnoxious #shitpaigesays

I feel like I need a better ass to be doing this.

Paige

#ass #better #biology #shitpaigesays #lmao

Ampersand, Chicken.

Paige

#ampersand #chicken #paige #shitpaigesays #intelligence

What are they milking?” “Birds.

Paige

#milkingbirds #shitpaigesays #lol #intelligence #intelligent

It sounds like he’s putting an actual chicken in his mouth. What if the chicken bites the inside of his mouth?

Paige (in response to fanfics)

#fanfic #hamilton #shitpaigesays #chicken #inmymouth #mouth #biting

Lets go put these squares back in the larger holding square.

Paige (in reference to art project)

#holdingsqaure #square #artisart #artclass #shitpaigesays

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