shit alert

∆ Apparently an idiot™wanna be a secsy green mamba ∆ self proclaimed chai addict ∆ Oscar Wilde is my spirit animal∆

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Gender : pirated

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I love when he talks dirt- Doppler effect to me.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Me reblogging my own content even though my followers ignored it the first time

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Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog) Made by Totally Transparent

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Gonna reblog this each day. Its just so satisfying.

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Basing my entire personality and self worth on MBTI test? Yessir

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Once I learn to recall things that happened to me a minute ago it's over for you bitches.

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It's true that your heart breaks a bit when you see the person you love being vulnerable. And it's true that it heals a bit when you learn that they are ready to be vulnerable around you.

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My boyfriend really thinks he can solve everything with a kiss.

I mean he is right but,

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Not me getting some friends because of my boyfriend. Huehue.

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How to reveal to this hot person that I've never been in a relationship? You probably started dating when you were three years old.

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It should be illegal for brown boys to wear black kurtas.

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Not me tryna find a good answer for when he asks me what I'm doing when I was stalking him for the last 2 hours

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You know you are fucked when you start looking at their photos every 5 minutes to get that oxytocin.

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Literally procrastinating on an essay about the importance of good utilisation of time.

[bitterbloodrose]

PUNK ACADEMIA

pen smudges on your fingers

literally only writing in Black ink

simply Not Doing your homework when it gets too hard and leaving it for the next day

either having the sharpest eyeliner or completely smudged

the Messiest notes ever, handwriting is literally illegible

worn out oxfords and combat boots

dark circles under eyes emphasized by the smudged eyeliner

revenge and black parade era my chemical romance

favorite lyrics and poems and sonnets all in the same place

illegally downloading the complete works of shakespeare and the communist manifesto (cos the secret ingredient is crime)

pacifists but will Punch you in the throat if you’re being offensive

Marx

extremely controversial essays

playing both the bass guitar and piano

anarchist quotes melting into oscar wilde ones

be gay do crime do gay be crime

criminology

hating the education system

jackboot jump by hozier

vampire. just vampire

shuffling your playlist means going from tchaikovsky and dvorák to green day and leathermouth

spiky chokers but also elegant black ribbons. wearing the fanciest dark academia outfit but throwing a leather jacket on top of it

[raciallyconfused]

desi children: *breathe*

their parents:

[bobdylansgayguitar]

Calling yourself a tumblr girl in 2021??? Girlie we go out of our way to hide the fact that we use tumblr irl