Anything you can do I can do better

Indie Umbrella Academy RP Blog of Lila Pits and Allison Hargreeves || Mun and Muses are 18+ || Spoilers Tagged || MultiVers and MultiShip || loved by Sica

[shitchildhoodsisters]

                                          I heard a rumor

                                               Rules || Muse

[tuagifs]

- a poem for women in rage; audre lorde

[princessrhcenyra]

#diego reevaluating his entire life

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY ⇢ 2x02

In fact, your whole plan is stupid. What, chopping off a guy’s finger? No, it’s not just any finger, it’s his trigger finger, all right? You can’t shoot a gun without a trigger finger.

[capinejghafa]

that’s so ridiculous…

[infinityarchives]

@shitchildhoodsisters liked for a starter from Diego!

"What the actual Hell are you doin' here?" Diego looked at Lila with a knife drawn from behind his back, despite the fact he was in his boxers as he went to get the paper from outside his apartment door. She'd avoided the eyehole and was now standing in front of him, holding it away from him. "Gimme that.... I'm... You okay?"

[shitchildhoodsisters]

She wasn’t quite sure what to see when she saw him. For once in her life Lila didn’t have the words to really speak out loud. Her eyes looked into his before she moved to wrap her arms around him. Her face buried into his shoulder. It just felt right to come home to him. The truth shattered her to the core and she just needed to find comfort in him. 

[infinityarchives]

@shitchildhoodsisters liked for a starter from Klaus!

After a long night, Klaus stumbled back home, accidentally going to Allison's room. He flopped down on the bed and sighed, only noticing her laying down to read after he impacted. "Oh.... Hey, sis, what's up?" He asked nonchalantly, looking around. "Did.... Your room get prettier, or-?"

[shitchildhoodsisters]

Allison had grabbed a book as she laid down on her bed. She thought she could get a few more moments of silence when she heard her door open and fel a famiilar body just flop on her bed. Looking over at her brother with a smile. “Or you just came back from a bender.” She reached over settle on her bed to make more room for Klaus to rest. 

[witchofthemidlands]

lila: i am proud to identify as morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

diego: *wandering by talking to himself* what kind of animal is the pink panther?

lila: *already taking off her clothes* diego, you’re so bloody stupid.

[witchofthemidlands]

lila: *sees a stranger attempting something heroic that will almost certainly get them killed*

lila: what an idiot.

*realises that the stranger is diego*

lila: wAIT THAT’S MY IDIOT.

[dancing-diego]

let brown people exist outside of your expectations

[daethnotes]

Okay, both of you, out.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | 2.02 The Frankel Footage

[thefriendlyneighborhoodcryptid]

[campmiasmas]

O ye of little faith.

Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in The Umbrella Academy Season Two

[shizuoi]

five being petty