Shit Creative Writing Students Say

The adventures of a group of Creative Writing students and the ridiculous things they have said. This is what happens when two of them live together. Our icon is by seijin-stock on deviantART.

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It's decorating day in the house of The Unreaders...

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"If you were a spaceship and I was a giant robot, I could ride you like a surf board!"

Brett

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I need to get up, brush my teeth... but there are zombies in the way!

erry-c is having seasonal dreams.

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It feels somehow wrong to be reading Enid Blyton threesome fic...

fotheringhay

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Jezz | Erry | Millie | Brett

Today the Creative Writing Students graduated.  Good thing there's a Master's course or we wouldn't know what to do with ourselves.

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So many dilemmas. So many Dalai Lamas.

Brett

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Me: It's pretty much the reason I don't think Richard killed the princes. I think if he did, he'd have displayed them, and been all "COME AT ME BRO."

Ele: Were they his brother's children?

Me: Yep.

Ele: Then it would have been literally "come at me bro."

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"I don't want to scrap all my plotting so Richard III can get his leg over!"

fotheringhay is having crossover problems.

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Shit drunk creative writing students say!

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I'd hate to be French AND dyslexic!

Brett

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"That's not hypocrite, that's character development!"

- erry-c

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No empathy! No empathy!

Ele's victory cry after killing a moth with a copy of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

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I don't know if it's an asexual thing, but I really don't want to imagine Yoda having sex.

-Erry

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No one was hurt, nothing was damaged... except possibly my school's reputation.

erry-c

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I want to steal the words, not the children!

fotheringhay

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We had enough plastic willies for everyone!

- milliebee11

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I could live until 100 and I will never write a better line than this.