SHIT DETHKLOK SAYS

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[shitdethkloksays]

You guys are all fucking deaf, you know that?

— Dick Knubbler, Dethvengeance (s2e03)

[shitdethkloksays]

It sounds like microchips and ones and zeroes.

— Pickles the Drummer, Dethvengeance (s2e03)

[shitdethkloksays]

Sorry about being a dick, but sometimes it's hard to suppress the urge of ruining other people's lives!

— William Murderface, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

Yes, Toki, the bands needs you even though you don'ts do nothing.

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

And nows I demonstrates the name of the string. This one is an 'E', and uh, there's another 'E' heres, and the 'G', and the 'P', and the 'C'.

— Toki Wartooth, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

I was actually president of the voting-sucks club in high school.

— Pickles the Drummer, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

I said it once and I'll say it again: Voting sucks.

— William Murderface, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is a Swedish dildo-licker and ... Toki has grown into a true guitar master, and is a lady on his period.

— Nathan, Pickles, and William (via press release), Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

I hearsby perform citizens band firing, effective NOW!

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

NOOOOOO!!

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

Stupid, dumb, dildo, jack-off, jerk, tits, ass!

— Toki Wartooth, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF MY NOSE!!

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

Looks, looks, I gives you guitar lesson, eh? Takes you under my flippers.

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

That's why I needs me a piano teacher!

— Toki Wartooth, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

Hey, hey! Why don't you just, uh, just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one? Or maybe just write it down in that stupid little book, you know, you file away with your little receipts for your lollipops and your pretzels. Idiot.

— William Murderface, Dethlessons (s2e02)

[shitdethkloksays]

Yous the best butler wes ever had, so we no want yous to quit.

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Dethecution (s2e01)

[shitdethkloksays]

You know, mace turkeys ain't that bad! Tastes... sting-y.

— Toki Wartooth, Dethecution (s2e01)