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I'll be back with Season 2 quotes soonish, or at least that's the intent. Just taking a break in between.

Shit Dethklok Says will be back soon with quotes from season 2!

The Metalocalypse has begun.

— Cardinal Ravenwood, The Metalocalypse Has Begun (s1e20)

#technically breaking my rule of “dethklok” saying the quotes but #I can't leave this one out #fucking iconic #cardinal ravenwood #metalocalypse #dethklok #the metalocalypse has begun

That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.

— Charles Foster Offdensen, The Metalocalypse Has Begun (s1e20)

#best. line. ever. mic drop. everyone go home.#charles foster offdensen #metalocalypse #dethklok #the metalocalypse has begun

There's so many nice kids out there and then just a couple of 'em gotta attack you? It spoils it for everyone!

— William Murderface, The Metalocalypse Has Begun (s1e20)

#william murderface #metalocalypse #dethklok #the metalocalypse has begun

Dude! Wheres ares wes?? Whats the fucks we just flies in?? What de hell was wrong with your guitar sounds tonight?

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, The Metalocalypse Has Begun (s1e20)

#skwisgaar skwigelf #metalocalypse #dethklok #the metalocalypse has begun

What in the fuckings name of Odin??

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, The Metalocalypse Has Begun (s1e20)

#skwisgaar skwigelf #metalocalypse #dethklok #the metalocalypse has begun

We've, uh, figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags.

— Nathan Explosion, The Metalocalypse Has Begun (s1e20)

#metalocalypse #dethklok #nathan explosion #the metalocalypse had begun

Was I more fat or was I more stupid-looking? My god, I'm hideous.

— William Murderface, Dethstars (s1e19)

#william murderface #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethstars

Blood. An ocean of blood. I wonder how many blood drops of blood there are in this blood ocean.

— Nathan Explosion, Dethstars (s1e19)

#nathan explosion #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethstars

We're better than Meatloaf!

— William Murderface, Dethstars (s1e19)

#lol #metalocalypse #dethklok #william murderface #dethstars

Oh, classic Hollywood! Now maybe you hangs yourself! Ha ha!

— Toki Wartooth, Dethstars (s1e19)

#toki no bad #toki wartooth #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethstars

If you read our contract, you'll realize that you can't direct, note or berate us because it sickens us. You're fired.

— Pickles the Drummer, Dethstars (s1e19)

#pickles the drummer #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethstars

Yeah, and I—and—but yet space org on a zip we are mad at serial killer.

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Dethstars (s1e19)

#text does not convey how badly he butchers this line lol #skwisgaar skwigelf #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethstars

Before we take over and pillage the space planet Alpha Udero 7, we must pray to Space Odon—Space Odin. Go, your turn.

— Nathan Explosion, Dethstars (s1e19)

#nathan explosion #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethstars

Don't you think that a driveway is a funny place for a dog to sleep?

— William Murderface, Dethstars (s1e19)

#metalocalypse #dethklok #dethstars #william murderface

And now the awards for the best use of a dildo.

— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Girlfriendklok (s1e18)

#skwisgaar skwigelf #metalocalypse #dethklok #girlfriendklok

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