Shit Gavin Free says

Gavin Free says some shit, we tend to find it hilarious.

[shitgavinsays]

We call it the shit stuff from Always Open

LADS AUTOMATIC SERVE CART - Between the Games (05:39)

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Looking for mods

Hello there! I haven’t updated this tumblr in a VERY long time, I know. A few of you messaged me asking if everything is okay, and everything is, thank you for asking! I just haven’t got a lot of time on my hands lately, with having a full time job and having two kids now. No time to be active on tumblr, and barely time to watch Achievement Hunter / Rooster Teeth content. I think I’ve been seeing maybe 1/4 of their content lately, so I’ve been missing a great deal of Gav quotes. 

However, this page was very popular, and still kind of is, despite being dormant for two to three years. I want it to be active again, but I want to give it to some other people who want to take over from me.  So... Are there any takers? I would want it to be somewhat close to what it was, just silly Gavin quotes a few times a day/week. No other bullshit please. So message me why you think you should take shitgavinsays over.  It would probably be smart to leave to two or three people I guess? Any other thoughts? Cheers!

[shitgavinsays]

Ryan, why does a triangle add up to turning the other way?

GTA V - Crazy Taxi (13:26)

Suggested by zippywondernumbat

[shitgavinsays]

I’m pretty sure I can make a new triangle!

GTA V - Crazy Taxi (14:21)

Suggested by zippywondernumbat

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Does anyone want me to wizard anything with my magic?

Let's Play - Trine 2 (12:07)

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Would it be rude if I left and got some more whiskey and came back?

Let's Play - Trine 2 (22:20)

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I feel like my life is a vacation.

HUNT #40 (3:49)

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So I say I'm experimenting with my asshole?

RT Podcast #279 (42:40)

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I guess people are gonna have to start wear hairnets for selfies.

RT Podcast #278 (29:22)

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The Ramseys had a dog once called Poppins, it was a biter dog. It was so full of fleas, I once sat next to it on the couch it did this like three times (scratching), nine fleas fell out onto the couch, and onto back into him.

RT Podcast #279 (28:06)

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I try to sneak away from my guardian quite a lot. I'll just pop on a mask and would around, and then I'll be gone for like five minutes and all of a sudden there would be five guardians behind me like "You walked off again, didn't you?" "Yeah..."

RT Podcast #279 (17:56)

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I'm playing a fun game in my house at the moment called 'figure out what the switches do'. And there's about eight switches in my house if have no idea what they do.

Let's Play - 7 Days to Die #2 (44:30)

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"That's the science of drunk driving. Don't do it, idiot bastard. If I get killed by a drunk driver, I am gonna be PISSED."

Let’s Play - Wheel of Fortune #3 (16:10)

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I'm really smart sometimes. But only sometimes.

Let's Play - Wheel of Fortune #3 (17:48)

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What do you think would be the worst sticker to troll people with? Like a defibrillator would be pretty bad, wouldn't it?

RT Podcast #279 (10:35)

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I have had situations recently where I've woken up in the night to pee, and I do have to double check with myself that I'm awake, 'cause I don't want to risk it. I have like a checklist.

Let's Play Minecraft #111 - Jack's Nightmare (19:04)

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I realized, about 25 years old, that nobody really taught me how to wipe my ass.

RT Podcast #279 (42:16)