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"Machoke me harder daddy."

the internet is full of talented, but incredibly stupid people

oh no a space shart

I want 'holy cannoli' on my headstone when I die.

I like bb-8 he's the best star wars

he’s fucking weird in the head though

on her cat

If you punt the child they'll make you get out of line and you won't get a picture with Tigger

on priorities

now you listen mister bossy britches

-on being corrected on her poor grammar

Point, Hayley

Chris: If you have to shove the fact that you think you're special into everyone's faces, you're probably not all that special

Hayley: do you mean: SJWs

My dream meal would be tater tots, dinosaur chikken nuggets, and pizza rolls. What a great meal with 0 nutritional value.

i am very on the fence. i know its one of those quintessential animus. i mean, the kid got in the robot. i feel like the anime is over already.

On Evangelion not living up to the hype

Mfw there are people who ship Ringabel and Agnes together

On learning that a lot of people ship stupid things

The fastest hedgehog gets the ring

On putting change in the machine

Ugghh. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. *GROANS*

On toughing it out like a trooper

I never thought I’d say this, but that is a really cute pair of Uggs.

On trying hard not to be judged

Tell no one.

upon discovering a secret stash of Cherry Coke at a store. Go buy them all.

Yes that is Turbo Lover and I want to TURBO LOVE HIM

Shit HayleyKat Says