Shit i Cant Say On My Public Social Medias

Welcome to my shitpost/vent page where i can fucking say whatever the fucking shit i want anonymously without my parents/employers getting twiggered.

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Damn i really cant post this on my public socials

How do i tell my new boytoy i need more anal kuz when he cums in my ass, he fixes my chronic constipation?

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If he makes a “thats right, its goes in the square hole” joke just before slinking it into the booty hole, ring him down 🙂‍↕️ thats a keeper 🙂‍↕️

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Everyone wants to change the world. No one wants to change the damn toilet paper roll.

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Dis tha kind of build up i need. Are you a gorl thar poops? OR ARE YOU A BITCH THAT SHIIIITTZ YEEAAHHH LETS GOOOOO!!!!

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Tiktok taught me what a new hampshire smore is. Also theres something called the cleveland steamroll, not to be confused with the cleveland steamroller

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Wait there are two different types of cleveland steamrollers? 😯

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One of this bitchass cunts tweets went viral so im smart, quickly searched his acct to see what hes saying abt israel BEFORE liking and retweeting a tweet of his. His good tweet was like “i love anti racist white ppl” or some shit. A broken clock is right twice a day. Glad i dint retweet him. Then i see this retarded ass shit. Love when theyre both sexist and retarded. Makes them easier to hate. Always check an account and see what theyre saying abt israel before retweeting something of theres, even if a one off tweet of theirs is good, still dont retweet them. 🙂‍↕️😌🙂‍↕️😌🙂‍↕️

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Weird pose bro. Alright dude. Man. My guy. Broski.

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Aw i want it 🥺

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Hahahaha peepee

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Everytime i take long breaks between jobs, I love growing my chin hair out and petting it like a fucking weirdo. I am a women. 😌 AAYY I JUST REMEMBERED ITS NOVEMBER YEEEEAAAH LETS GOOOO NO SHAVE NOVEMBER WOOOOOOOOOO

🎶lets go girls🎶

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When were leftists pipelined into islamic terrorism sympathy? They were psyopsed so hard years ago. I cant accurately pinpoint the year they were pipelined into islamic terrorism sympathy, but i think 2015-2018 sounds abt right. Thats when i started seeing an outpour of sympathy for the Uyghurs in china. I def think it was around trumps first presidency that retarded leftists went full swing pitty party for the muslims. I wonder if trump could be deliberately forcing lefists into islamic extremism just to undermine them so that republicans would win. Hes def that dirty and evil. Im so thankful im neither republican or dem. Im neither left nor right. I really see things for how they are.

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I love how those pro trump ultra religious christians who are also snap bitches literally voted for the fourh horse of the apocalypse. Well you have fun with that. Starve.

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K!ll n4z!s. Please report this page. I just did. Arthur deruelle. Supporting nazis at a time when jewish people are at there most vulnerable in a while? Disgusting. How is instagram allowing this bullshit?

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This is literally the funniest shit ive seen all damn day. I love it. Followed her bcus of this. So iconic. Everyone who hates on this humor is a humorless peasant. Yall suck. Yall need to touch grass. Im not even a lesbian and i actually like her a little more now.

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Im high and thinking abt all the times someone asked me what was up and instead of typing “nothing” i mispelled it as “nutting” and thats why they stopped talking to me 😌

(Honestly stay gone kuz ur a humorless peasent then)

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Imagine dragons stopped being relevant after radioactive. Also i wonder what there bosses think?