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if yall follow @cloudset ill start posting again tmrw

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Kyung: I asked for you to get me regular coke, not diet. Zico: Oh I’m sorry, my bad. Kyung: 

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U-Kwon: I don't really know what happened. First, I was angry, then I got drunk.

U-Kwon: Next thing I knew, I was following Zico home and shoving him into the trunk of his own car.

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When I first discovered YouTube, I didn’t go to work for five days.

Jaehyo (via incorrectblockbquotes)

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Zico: Seolhyun makes me feel normal.

Kyung: Oh and I don't?

Zico: You're looting my kitchen dressed like one of the wolverines.

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Kyung: Why weren't you waiting for me in the driveway to help me?

Zico: You're an hour early.

Kyung: So?

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Taeil: Jaehyo's in for a ton of work.

U-Kwon and Kyung: WHOA!

Taeil: Whoa, what?

Kyung: Come on, man! You can't say things like that!

Taeil: I don't know what I said. What'd I say?

U-Kwon: Uh, you dropped a hard "J" on us.

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Taeil: Jaehyo, what are you wearing?

Jaehyo: Trash fashion. I call it "trash-ion."

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Kyung: I've got a confession. I'm in love with a man.

Zico: What?

Kyung: I'm in love with a man...a man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for god?" You betcha!

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B-Bomb: All of us have gotten goddamn weird.

U-Kwon: I think we're just hitting our stride!

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Kyung: Wait, hold on, that's not like an official document!

U-Kwon: Um, well, you signed it in blood.

Jaehyo: Oh yeah, there it is: "Krundle," written in blood.

Kyung: Oh yeah, I was going by "Krundle" at the time, wasn't I?

Jaehyo: No, no, no you weren't. You were trying to write "Kyung" and you wrote "Krundle."

Kyung: No, I was going by "Krundle the Great"

Jaehyo: You came up with that after you miswrote it.

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I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

Taeil (via incorrectblockbquotes)

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Jaehyo: I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that 'Jesus on the cross' look.

Zico: I see what you're saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for his core.

Jaehyo: Oh absolutely. Jesus had, like, the best abs.

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Zico: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Kyung: Not until 4.

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U-Kwon: What's for brunch, B-Bomb?

B-Bomb: Ham.

U-Kwon: Excellent. I shall put on my ham pants.

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Jaehyo: I'm not going to sit down until you say something nice to me. For once in your life.

Kyung: ...Your hair is small.

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Love love love this blog so much. Thank you thank you for all your posts! Also have you seen Jaehyo's recent insta post about studying? SUPER funny you should check it out. Anyway much love!! BBC FOR LIFE

yes omg i have...i'm afraid i have been terribly inactive with this account for a while now...i'm sorry! personal stuff yaknow but i should be back to posting really soon...thank u for loving the blog!