James Wu @shitjameswusays - Tumblr Blog

Calvin: apparently SMS and MMS are flaky

Calvin: but like, i don't even use that anymore

James: just imessage?

Calvin: not even i've mostly been on whatsapp

James: not much whatsapp with you

I want to try a Grand Mac, but that’s just a Big Mac from a few years ago

James Wu

Do I tell you how to go fuck yourself? No, because I already know that you’re the expert at it.

James Wu

James: gunna start bruincoin

James: using the gene block chain

Jonathan: I bet I could run down the tunnel faster than waiting for a train

James: you can't do that

James: trash on the tracks causes track fires

Calvin: wtf is an anagram

James: wtf is an anagram

James: of ftw

"This design reminds me of every fucking website in 2017"

James: I went to Allegro

Jeff: you mean Whole Foods?

James: no, Amazon

Jeff: oh, so coffee for shills

James: Shilz has the Mint Mojito

Jeff: can you make jiro style ramen

James: depends

James: i'd have to go to sleep first

Calvin: does anybody know how to color calibrate a monitor?

Calvin: all of my edits always end up darker than I expect

James: my edits are bad too

Calvin: no but like

Calvin: mine r terrible

James: i'm colorblind

This place is unapologetically basic

James Wu, on Cha Cha Matcha

Make sure you eat a lot so you can use the bathroom and say you took a shit in Trump tower

James Wu, at Nougatine

They say they're open 7 days a week, but they don't specify which days

James Wu

James Wu