DEZ OR DIE

I'm Jay (any pronouns, but I prefer they/them or she/her), and I am Minewt trash.

[ln1enjoyer]

THIS ISN’T LOUIS ITS HIS GRANDFATHER

[shlewp]

Sweet Jesus

[idkhaz]

im so tired of this yacht

[brownjaan]

EVEN LORDES DONE IM SCREAMING

[soyeahso]

There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

[imagineyouricon]

imagine ur icon getting into a fist fight with donald trump and winning

[tmr-nm-deactivated20160312]

[gasbossgatelightgirlkeep]

A few days ago, some guys came to the steak house I work at and ordered a Downtown Brownie, which is this huge ass brownie with ice-cream and whipped cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips. They wanted to share it, but they were both guys, so they made me put it on 2 plates. So I did this.

[littleclouds]

#the best part about this is #i bet they fought over which one had to have the plate with ‘homo’ on it

[moderndaymoor-deactivated201506]

Don’t apologize for your English!!! You are trying!! You already sound so good!!! You know more than one language, probably several others and you are an amazing person!!!

[altjofficial-blog1]

I’ve never been more confused about anything in my entire life, what the hell is happening right now

[tryoongs]

keeping up with the gay ass yacht

[homojabi]

Trans girls are not yours to experiment with. We are not here to make you “question your sexuality”. We are not here for you to fetishize or hypersexualize. We are not the “best of both worlds”. We do not exist to get you off. We are not yours.

[heartscocoa-deactivated20131218]

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

[pkae]

carrie fisher aged fine, u just hate women

[sav-moonlight]

Minho: Newt I think we should make a movie about our relationship

Newt: Minho No

Minho: great you already know your lines

[boyfriendsofficial-blog]

ELLEN AND PORTIA ARE THERE THIS IS THE GAYEST YACHT ON EARTH

[harryisntstraight]

Me, crashing harrys yacht party: hey

Harry: wtf

Me: I’m gay

Harry: welcome aboard

[meherandthemoon-deactivated2022]

ELLEN DEGENERES IS ON THE YACHT WHAT EVEN

[meherandthemoon-deactivated2022]

i didn’t think i could be more confused and yet