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[V LIVE] MONSTA X-RAY 3 (몬스타엑스레이 3) 7화 예고

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(v live) [monchannel][b] ep.106 ‘monsta x-ray 3’ ep.7

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Kihyun: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!

Hyungwon: STOP QUOTING VINES I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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fan: Ur wish for 2018?

wonho: I would really love for minhyuk to disappear

jooheon in the distance: there is a foul breath in the air

minhyuk: I farted

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shownu on camera: ladies can we stop talking about boobs pls????

shownu off camera: they call me boob connoisseur

kihyun: they do not, you'd be boob retail assistant at best

shownu: at least I've touched boobs before

minhyuk: touching Ur own doesn't count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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17/12/13 fansign

Fan: what would u name ur children?

Wonho:

Fan: o no why did I ask this

Wonho: twoho, threeho and fourho

Fan: dear god

Wonho: BC I am the original Oneho

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Host: and the winner is..... monsta x! congratulations!

I.M making eye contact with astro: congrats bro

kihyun: yeah congrats

minhyuk: y'all did well :)

Astro: u won tho?

i.m: what

kihyun pretending he heard what they said: ahah yeah

minhyuk: guys they're right we won?

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jooheon: anyways as I was saying my dear beloved monbebe sweet heart darling babies , my stars and moons, my chocolate muffin marshmallows thank u for all the birthd

minhyuk: i still have Ur nudes u know

jooheon: as I was saying my dear beloved monbebe sweet heart darling babies , my stars and moons, my chocolate muffin marshmallows and lee minhyuk, thank u for all the birthday messages

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Changkyun at midnight on jooheons birthday

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monbebe: we can't wait for oppas to rest :)

starship: huh??? what's that???????

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little girl: hey YouTube today I'm gonna hug my oppas

little girl: succeeds in hugging every single member of monsta x without getting pillaged by beefy security guards

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ugly: u r a muscle pig lose some weight

wonho: fuck u bitch i am thicc and sexy and beautiful and lovely

wonhos need to please fans: don't frikken say that u might hurt the uglys feelings!!

wonho: FUCK YOU

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shownu: give me meat please

minhyuk: which orifice you want it in?

shownu: what?

minhyuk: what?

shownu: doesn't need to be in an office , at home will do?

minhyuk : got it ;)

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jooheon: circle square in my heart ?

all the mx x ray kids: underwhelming, bland and to be honest, a little bit boring? It's a 3 from us.

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minhyuk, taking a dump: Jooheon!!! Help!!!! There's no more toilet paper

jooheon: O DUDE I DONT HAVE TOILET PAPER BUT WHAT I DO HAVE IS THE V LIVE PHONE FULLY CHARGED, TWO TEA CUPS AND A BOTTLE OF COLA

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kihyun: is the subway free in Berlin?

also kihyun: who gives a fuck im Yoo Kihyun

Five mins later: HELLO ID LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME

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jooheon: they call me manti(t)s

hyungwon: why??

jooheon: bc i can locate any man's tits with my bear finger tips

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minhyuk: yeorobun is wonhos abs more important than our next song?????

the fans: yeahhhhhhh

minhyuk:

minhyuk: at least they're honest I respect that fully