I don't hate Applause, I just don't see why these sore losers can't admit that Roar did better on Billboard and Youtube and just get over it. I mean, what are they gonna earn by watching the video multiple times and by buying multiple Applause copies on iTunes? Get Gaga back to #1 again? Give her the "Queen of Pop" title? And so what? They're still gonna know that it happened thanks to cheating
Since Billboard's Hot 100 takes music video views into account, I'm glad Billboard didn't count Applause's fake views. ROAR peaked at #1 before the official video for the song was out.
Which video do you like the most and why? Leave your comments below!
If I had to make a dictionary with pictures, you know what I'd put next to the word "douchebag"? Tweets by little monsters.
Research shows 2 out of 5 people will get cancer once in their lifetime. It also shows that for 1 out of 7 people who will get cancer, this will be their cause of death. As if that's not horrifying enough, 10 out of 10 active people on twitter have to suffer reading little monster's tweets. And yes, they do talk about cancer, in the most horrible way you can imagine.
Let me start by my favorite brainless dumbshit little monster Sergio. Here's what he tweeted:
OK, I get it, he has an opinion and I respect it. I actually agree with him on this one. I always considered it hypocritical of people to tweet and act sad about deaths just because the person who died was in the same fanbase as them when thousands of other people die the same day and barely anyone cares.
But here's when shit gets real:
Uhm...what? Drew gets a TT (trending topic) "only" because he's a Bieber fan, alright. Then why the fuck do Joanne and Taylor only get prayers (and possibly a TT)? Because Sergio loves people and wants to pray for the sick? No, because they belong in the same fanbase as he does. But Beliebers can't do that. Only little monsters' cancer matters. That's why the only two times good Christian @LgMonsterFacts asked for prayers on twitter had to do with little monsters. Because he wants to get retweets he really cares.
To sum up his actions:
>Slams Bieber's fanbase for making a Bieber fan's death a big deal.
>Makes two Gaga fans' sickness a big deal.
How do you spell "hypocrite"? L-G-M-O-N-S-T-E-R-F-A-C-T-S.
And not just that, but many other monsters take cancer and AIDS lightly. They not only wish other people get sick (duh, they've been doing it since 2008), but they're also twisted and inhuman enough to joke about it thinking it's funny. Here are some monsters wishing cancer to Perez, (typical) and going as far as saying cancer is not that bad:
Here are some little monsters monsters mentioning cancer for...you'll never guess it...promotional reasons. I know, sounds unbelievable. But there's no limit to stupidity when it comes to Gaga's fans. Check for yourselves:
Katy's ROAR shitting all over Applause on pretty much every chart (including Billboard's HOT 100) was too much for Gaga fans to handle, apparently.
Everyone knows people who have/had/died from cancer, as cancer patients make up for aprox. 40% of the entire Earth's population. It's highly possible that these animals people in the tweets above know someone affected by cancer as well, yet this is how much they care. The stupidest thing is that even they run the risk of gettin cancer once in their lifetime. And no, I don't wish it to them, I'm just pointing out the irony.
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What would you say if you saw a little monster (or anyone, really) saying that crap in real life? Leave your comments below. It's good to be back!
If you were on twitter yesterday, you probably saw the heated exchange between Perez Hilton & Gaga's make-up artist Tara. What started it all was a tweet from Perez about the Born This Way Ball.
Is the guy is douchebag? Yes. Annoying and ugly as fuck? You bet. But that tweet wasn't even shady. Sure he's had his little twitter catfights with Gaga fans before, but you won't believe the hate he received just for reporting something everyone knows and has made headlines on Examiner and Huffington Post: that Gaga's tour is tanking. Check for yourselves:
Perez has always been an asshole. He was beeing a jerk long before Gaga was even relevant. The funny thing is that monsters adored him when Gaga was his "wifey". Don't be fooled. They're not hating on him because he's a scumbag who will diss people and then praise them just to get attention to his gossip blog. They're hating on him because he stopped being Gaga's pet.
As if all that wasn't enough, Gaga's new pet, Tara, who always does the dirty shade for her, tweeted Perez as well, and this is what happened.
I'll admit, I hate Perez, but he totally burned that bitch. Not only Taylor Swift's tour outsells Gaga's, but Madonna's as well, and P!nks tour, that hasn't even started, has sold out more US dates than Gaga's tour has. I don't know why Tara is being provocative. I mean, her job is to wipe Gaga's puke of her wigs when she throws up after every show. And many of these shows happen to be commercial disasters. She should keep her mouth shut.
Anyway, guess what happened right after. Madonna became their target, along with Perez. Yes, she had nothing to do with the dumb argument between the two. But monsters kept somewhat calm towards Taylor when he reported her tour is kicking Gaga's ass. Having him also comparing Gaga's tour with MDNA Tour was too much for them to handle.
Unlike little monsters, Madonna fans have a thing called "logic" and they already have it all figured out:
Perez has already done that with Lana Del Rey, Christina, Britney, and now Gaga. Shaded them, then praised them, then shaded them again etc. The difference is that these ladies couldn't possibly ignore Pigrez existence more than they did, as pretty much everyone does in Hollywood. Who was the one taking pictures and was BFFs with him? Oh, right, that was Gaga. Why they fell apart? Who knows? But one thing is for sure: It's more possible that Gaga stopped paying Perez, hence all the dissing towards her, than Madonna paying him to trash Gaga. Madonna can get the job done herself. After all, some monsters even smelled the coffee and accused Perez of "sucking up to whatever is popular". And, look how accurate this is! He was BFFs with her in 2010, during The Fame Monster era, and now he's reporting her failures after months of not writing anything about her at all. If you were looking for a sign that Gaga is slowly fading, this is it.
As you may have heard, the Grammy Awards 2013 Nominations were announced. After Gaga was totally snubbed at the Grammys 2012, the VMAs, the EMAs and the most recent AMAs, monsters HAD to do something to feel better about their Queen, so they tried to make "#BieberGotNoGrammyNomsLOL" a trending topic on twitter, mocking Justin Bieber for not getting nominated for anything this year:
How lovely. I, however, would feel really awkward if I were in their shoes, because that's not the reaction Gaga received when she got no nominations for the VMAs, EMAs and AMAs and won nothing at the Grammys. When Gaga was feeling like a sore loser seeing Adele slaying the award show and everyone clapping for her...
...monsters on twitter were trying to downgrade the award and not shutting the fuck up about how Gaga is a true winner. That's what all losers are being told, right?
In other words: When Gaga doesn't win/gets nominated for an award, it's the awards that don't mean anything, and she doesn't need them. When any other artists don't win/get nominated for awards, they don't deserve them.
How convenient is that? I'm impressed. With dumb arguments and contradictions like that, before you know it, monsters will be "proving" how overrated the Beatles are and how Gaga is more successful. Yes, they could be that stupid.
But seriously, deflecting attention from Gaga's consecutive failures isn't the only reason Bieber was mocked by them. They feel intimidated by him.
You see, although Justin created his twitter account almost a year after Gaga did, she only has aprox. 800,000 more followers than him. Monsters, seeing Bieber gaining followers 10 times faster than Gaga, and scared of her losing the only thing she's #1 at (twitter fake followers) started a campaign, prompting fellow fans to unfollow him so Gaga stays on top.
Honestly, they should give it up. It became obvious Gaga's followers are fake when little monsters lost the "Biggest Fans" award a month ago.
Yes, Gaga fans earned the most points on that silly MTV website game, but look at how many people gave a fuck to vote for HER and how many voted for Bieber. Even the One Direction boys, who have aprox. 5 million followers on twitter each, had more people voting for them than Gaga. Instead of unfollowing Bieber and anyone who comes close to her followers' number, they should just tweet her and remind her to buy more fake ones.
Personally, I've never met anyone obsessed with Gaga, and I believe that the world has this false impression that there are so many people crazy about Gaga because of the fake follower numbers. Her album and ticket sales show the truth, and all she can do is report fake numbers, or even better, to save herself from the embarassment, report nothing at all (read story HERE).
Question: Do you know any little monsters in real life or do they only exist on twitter? Leave your reply on the comments below.
This is for the little monsters who won't shut the fuck up about Madonna being horrible to Lady Gaga "for no reason". I'm tired of everyone seeing Gaga as the perpetual victim when she obviously flat-out lied about having Madonna's support, and Madonna being labeled as the mean jealous lady who dissed the "new girl" to get attention. The comparisons between Express Yourself and Gaga's song went around since it first came out. Madonna was asked about Lady Gaga during the interview because people on twitter actually requested the interviewer to ask Madonna about her. She couldn't care less to give her opinion about a song that was labeled as Express Yourself 2.0 from the day it came out if people didn't want to know and ask for her thoughts. Next time you think of how bitchy Madonna is, think about how stupid you are for expecting her to just sit there and keep her mouth shut, watching Gaga going around calling the comparisons "retarded" and saying Madonna loves the song and is 100% behind it. What excuse are monsters gonna find about this? "Madonna sent that email to set poor innocent Lady Gaga up"? Something even more stupid? Sorry, monsters. Gaga downright lied and you'll have to deal with it.
Little Monsters in 2010: YES Gaga that's it baby, 8 awards in one night, slaying basic bitches' careers.
Little Monsters in 2011: HOLY SHIT WE WON! WE WON THE "BIGGEST FANS" AWARD!!! WE'RE THE BEST FANS EVER!!!!! PAWS UP!!!!!!
Little Monsters in 2012: Fuck off MTV. EMAs are the worst award show in history and Gaga doesn't need these awards to prove she has the best fans and the best music, she is the true winner even without your meaningless awards bye.
Seeing the shitstorm that came right after it, I collected a few "Don't hate on poor Gaga" tweets, followed by some extra tweets coming from the same monsters, once again pointing out their hypocricy:
And let's not forget, little monsters made headlines on MTV's newsroom for attacking Adele and making fun of her weight. It happened back in 2011, after the VMA nominations were announced, and Adele got more nominations than Gaga. Judgement-free fanbase my ass:
(Read full article here)
And guess what monsters did about it? Instead of shutting their traps, they started attacking the MTV writers!
Hey Gaga, here's a suggestion. Stop what you're doing right now. The Born This Way Foundation, the Body Revolution, everything. Your fans can't get anything right. They love pointing fingers to anyone but themselves and you, and they just can't stop it. When you preach about loving one another and they're burning Madonna merchandise outside of your hotel (true story, see video here), sure your fans look like idiots, as they always do, but what do you think the public thinks of you?
...oops. This is what happened in Mexico two days ago. Although little shitheads claim the stadium was emtpy because people thought the show was over and left after "Scheiβe", the uploader of the video reports that only a few people actually left, and the stadium looked almost like that from the beginning (Source).
And let's get real, we already knew the Mexico show would be a failure, right? That's why Live Nation forced Gaga to use Madonna's stage and just put the castle in it. They wanted to cut costs because the ticket sales were disappointing.
Beware, people with brains, little monster logic is at it again.
As you've probably heard, Lady Gaga hit 30,000,000 twitter followers a few days ago. And of course the typical happened. Monsters got their claws paws on the keyboard and started bragging:
Sure. 25 out of these 30 million didn't even bother to go buy her album, but little monsters think ALL Gaga's followers are die-hard fans and they can build their own country to live in.
RETWEETS: You'd think that the most followed person would have the most retweets. You'd be wrong. Let's make a small comparison. Check the retweet number:
Justin Bieber tweets "LEGGO", 50,000 RTs. Gaga tweets about her first FAME PERFUME LAUNCH stream on her website, less than 4,000 RTs. Anyone cares to explain how is this possible?
One did, and he miserably failed. Check it out:
Nope. This is from 2011:
So what happened there? Did little monsters think Gaga's tweets were the Bible too back in 2011 and they suddenly stopped in 2012? Damn, some kids are so unwilling to face the truth, that they HAVE to make up dumb excuses.
FACEBOOK: No words, just take a look at the "likes" number and then make sure to check the "talking about this" number.
Gaga comes first in likes, but Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber and One Direction seem more relevant. It's also important to point out that when Facebook got rid of fake accounts, Gaga lost thousands of Facebook fans. Coincidence? Don't think so.
FOLLOWER GAIN:
According to twittercounter.com, it took Gaga 28 days (August 5 - September 2) to go from 28 to 29 million followers, but it took her a month and a week (2 September - 5 October) to go from 29 to 30 million followers. No big deal, you'll think. But take this into account: Gaga did absolutely nothing in August, but in September she released a perfume (that reportedly sold more than 6 million bottles in the first week), had her perfume launch, the full perfume ad directed by Steven Klein, started the BODY REVOLUTION and was featured on the cover of Vogue. And for some reason, she was less popular on twitter than she was the previous month. What went wrong? Did she forget to pay her check for her followers?
The fact that little monsters still deny that a part of Gaga's followers are fake makes them look as dumb as this one:
"Madonna and Gaga don't look how they do in magazines or videos. I have seen them up close. Exploiting yourself sexually is not a good look. I don't find it encouraging." -Adele
This is our society, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to deviate from the norm of pointing out the hypocrisy of little monsters, because as you can see I included tweets from other fanbases' members, including Madonna fans. And I legitimately don't give a fuck. Madonna defended Adele when Karl Lagerfeld called her fat and I'll do the same. She has always been about empowering women around the world to respect themselves and their bodies.
The fact that Gaga tries to set up this whole BODY REVOLUTION thing for people to feel secure about their bodies, while her fans call a pregnant woman names like "fat cow" is a fucking crime.
No, I don't agree with Adele, but everyone is entitled to their opinion if they put it nicely. Calling her Adelephant is anything but nice. It's a shame to talk like that for a human being, all because she doesn't agree with certain things Madonna and Gaga do.
I expect from people to have some common sense and respect her. Madonna preaches about loving one another. Gaga preaches about acceptance and tolerance. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with some of their "fans" and they still don't have a clue. Assholes.
Perry Meek, a HAUS OF GAGA designer, tweeted about Madonna being an attention-craving old hag. It would make sense if he tweeted it 4-6 months ago, when the Madonna/Gaga feud was relevant. But it's September. The feud is fading away and some people still keep talking about it. Τalk about seeking attention. Obviously, Madonna talking about Gaga 3 or 4 times in the past one and a half year makes her an attention whore who tries to steal relevance from Gaga. The thing is, that "tired old act" sells more than Gaga's "taking-live-shows-to-the-next-level" tour (See info HERE). If he wants to talk about "making things up", let's talk about Gaga telling Jay Leno that she received an e-mail by Madonna sending her love and her best wishes for Born This Way. It's funny seeing Gaga trying to make anti-bullying statements when her co-workers act like assholes. Every single member from the HAUS has talked shit about another artist. Here are some examples regarding Madonna.
This is what DJ White Shadow posted on twitter:
This is what pedophile Terry Richardson posted on tumblr:
So much for the BTW foundation.
Anyway, you already know what monsters had to say. They agreed with him. It's typical, this cult always does that: When Gaga is being "attacked" (e.g.: by Joan Rivers), they point out how wrong it is to make fun of someone's weight... by telling the person who made a joke on her to die. Reasonable. I guess fat jokes are unacceptable only if someone uses it against Gaga. I remember them being very popular when monsters made fun of Adele or Christina. But if a designer from the HAUS OF GAGA calls Madonna old, they agree with him, cause yeah, calling Gaga who is not that overweight "fat" is a huge problem in this society, but calling a 54 year old woman a "granny" is not a big deal. What they don't understand is that aging is something that will happen to everyone, unless you're a little monster who kills himself at the age of 14. It's natural. Why do they have to make fun of her for something that will eventually happen to them? In Gaga's case being overweight is her own fault. And I wouldn't normally say that, but she's the one who tweeted about pop stars not eating, right? And she also talked about karma having everyone's address, right? You get what I'm saying:
I can't wait till Gaga's 50, I want to see how her fans will react when people call her old.
Little Monsters: Ever heard of a thing called "diet", Adele?
Little Monsters: Time to put the fork down, Christina.
Little Monsters: Get an ass liposuction already, Nicki.
*Gaga gains weight*
Little Monsters: FUCK SOCIETY! Gaga puts on a few pounds and you call her fat? Nice way to make people feel insecure about their bodies. Is this the example we want young girls to follow? Is this what Mother Monster taught us? You don't have to be model-thin to be pretty. Bullying is for losers. Gaga is beautiful and she was born this way. Learn how to respect people.
Little Monsters: And it's not like she's a complete fatass like Adele right?
Lady Gaga appears to have gained some weight lately, no big deal. Her psycho stalkers who follow every move of hers fans noticed and talked about it on twitter. Apparently the term "fat" was used by some and, as you know, that extremely offensive word is unacceptable in the judgement-free race. Adele can confirm.
Anyway, here's what little monsters had to say and, surprise surprise, defend Lady Gaga. The concept is familiar. They once again start pointing fingers and deflect attention far away from Gaga and throw it to other female singers instead. See it here:
I'm impressed. I shit you not. Rude, weightist, ageist, and homophobic. Yes, in one tweet. Only a little monster could pull it off. That's a record for the fanbase.
Retard of the decade or what? "Role model" has nothing to do with a skinny fashion model, idiot. Go back to school.
Yes. Coming from a person who just said that Adele looks like a pig next to Gaga, the preaching about not judging people actually means a lot.
It's hilarious, she desperately tried to talk about how wrong it is to judge other people, yet she still couldn't help herself to not call Adele a pig; let's make it official already, monsters are completely useless in life.
You're a boy and you stan for 1D and Gaga. Nothing wrong with that, but snap out of the "homophobic douche" attitude ASAP. You making a gay joke towards Bieber seems as stupid as Rebecca Black bashing someone for not having good vocal skills.
And that is what went down on twitter. Isn't it funny? A singer gains some weight, monsters tear them apart. Gaga gains some weight, and monsters will still talk about how fat Adele and Christina are. No one besides Gaga can win with them. Their logic goes a little like this:
*Christina gains weight*
Monsters: Look at how fat Christina is.
*Gaga gains weight*
Monsters: Sure, but look how fat Christina is.
But you can't really expect something better from them, they were born this way. Stupid as fuck. After all...
The VMAs 2012 were the first VMAs after 3 years where Gaga wasn't attending. So, she sat on twitter and posted her thoughts on the event, the performances, the award winners, etc. Nothing special. Until one tweet in particular made the fans go "WTF":
and the judgement-free race started wondering, who was Gaga laughing at? Katy? Rihanna? Katy AND Rihanna? After the awards ended, Gaga solved the "mystery" on littlemonsters.com...
Gaga posted a video of her performance at Live Music Station from 2010 (click HERE to watch it), and it was then when monsters realised at who Gaga was laughin at: Nicki Minaj.
On the left: Gaga in 2009, Live Music Station. On the right: Minaj in 2012, VMAs.
Probably because Gaga thinks her fans are really hate-free, non-judgemental and all, she thought they wouldn't get it. They did. And they liked what she did. They were proud that she "shaded" Nicki Minaj because she thought her outfit/wig was a rip-off. She later deleted the video, which was titled "i'm have no comment tbh hahahah" ("i'm have"? WTF?)
Here's the plot twist:
Madonna did exactly the same to Gaga when she performed "Born This Way" at the Grammys.
Yeah. The day after the Grammys 2011, a performance of "Express Yourself" was uploaded on Madonna's official youtube chanel. Monsters noticed and they got the message. They called her a jealous old bitch etc. And here we have Gaga, shading people at home from her laptop, while all the other mainstream artists are at the VMAs, but hell, where's the jealousy in that? It's Gaga, she could never be jealous, right little monsters? She's the Queen of Shade!
If you're wondering what the last girl means by "she always does that": Gaga had also dissed Madonna in a comment on littlemonsters.com, and deleted it shortly after. Yeah, it's not the first time she does that, but at least the previous "shade" was original. I'm not even a little monster (duh!) but I am disappointed in her, cause apparently it's not only her fans who often take a shit on the message of BTW, she starts doing the same lately. I liked her better before.
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