Shit My Bi Bae Says @shitmybibaesays - Tumblr Blog

hey guys, happy pride

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“Family” doesn’t always have to be the people you grew up with. Sometimes family is the soldiers holding you at gunpoint even though your hands are cuffed behind your back, the pretty teacher who thinks you’re human, and the doctor lady who wants to use your tissue to save humanity from the hungries.

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Jae: Hey babe?

Bee: Yeah?

Jae: If pepperoni was the plural of pepperonus, it would be pronounced "pepperoneye" right?

Bee: ....your mega nerdiness is showing.

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Bee: that's how I feel when I kiss you 😍

Jae: awwww

Bee: is that gay

Jae: ...we are literally gay-married, everything we do is gay

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"I forgot my Oxford commas. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, TO MY WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE."

- Jae on a cold winter's night

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Jae: *picks up their cat, Chance, to her dismay*

Chance: *meows in an irritated manner*

Jae: Aww, you wanna spend time with mxma, don't you?

Chance: *meows "NOOOOOOO!"*

Jae: ....why must you devastate me so?

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Jae cut our hair (first-timer), so now we're super extra bischexy. Happy holidays!

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When ur mom drops you off at prison school

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dawnofanotherday

Say what you want about cats, but at least mine knows when to leave me to my food. I only have to say "no" to her once. In contrast, my mom's dog knows not to go into my room and yet broke in to eat all 3 of my donuts. This happened 5 years ago and yes I'm still mad about it.

Bee: *burps*

Jae: *burps louder*

Bee: *burps even louder*

Jae: *burps somewhat loudly*

Bee: Oh-o.

Jae: ...I wasn't trying to challenge you, babe.

Bee: Damn right. This is my turf.