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re: http://ask.metafilter.com/105177/Seeing-all-my-ebay-purchases

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Re: http://ask.metafilter.com/172043/How-do-I-go-about-contacting-Matt-Drudge

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n.b. The URLs in this email were not changed.  I am pretty sure this means that a legit confused robot from the future thinks it owns mysite.com and is worried that my website, example.com, which I totally own or at least have webmastery over, is eating into its SEO for randompage.  It has a lot staked on randompage as its personal brand.  It’s betting all its transistors on randompage, and it has traveled back in time for my precious help.

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re: http://ask.metafilter.com/127593/Why-might-my-penis-hurt

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[We get this sort of WHY DID YOU BAN ME, ALL I DID WAS BLATANTLY SPAM complaint now and then, but I think this may be the first time someone has specifically taken the "God is watching you masturbate" approach to demanding a refund.]

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re: http://ask.metafilter.com/49801/How-to-reset-itunes-to-Canada-store